Operation Mataki - SH75 to Akaroa

[Oakie]

PM me? Like to chat off line..don't worry, I'm harmless and animal-free tested.

Careful RC. I think he may have heard of your extra rectum. Just don't agree to meet him. And don't send funny pictures of yourself if he asks

[Bison]

Careful RC. I think he may have heard of your extra rectum. Just don't agree to meet him. And don't send funny pictures of yourself if he asks

"I'm a lumberjack and I'm Ok, I sleep all night and I work all day"....rest of the song stuff doesn't apply....at least, not that womens' clothing thing.....anymore. I think my question about the Laser should be a hint.

[Oakie]

Yeah. Thought that. There aren't that many other professions that require a good knowledge of law enforcement laser tools. Good on you for taking my wanton suggestive comments on the chin too. Thought after I hurredly typed and sent that that perhaps I'd been a little offensive. But hey ... it is KB.

[Bison]

Yeah. Thought that. There aren't that many other professions that require a good knowledge of law enforcement laser tools. Good on you for taking my wanton suggestive comments on the chin too. Thought after I hurredly typed and sent that that perhaps I'd been a little offensive. But hey ... it is KB.

That's OK with me. I'm also a moderator on a couple of forums here too. Thick skin goes with both the paid and voluntary positions.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Wow, what a bunch of tree huggin hippy lovey dovey crap this has turned into.

Now it's just gonna turn in to a debate as to weather Oakie was taught the right stuff.

I must go and do one of these advance rider training things. See where the experts reckon I'm going wrong.

indeed you should, my son, indeed you should.

[Berries]

Not sure what version it was I used of Felix's at the track a year or two ago, but ya needed to focus for a good 5sec's and it wasnt easy on a bike, they a bit faster and easier these days?

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[rastuscat]

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I'm faster and easier these days too. Just don't tell Mrs Cat.

Seriously tho, think you used a ProLaser 2 at the track. They have been pensioned off, we have only Stalkers now. Some like em, some don't. We do, coz they are easy to fit in a slim line enforcement pannier.

[Mully Clown]

57 over the limit... in a 50. From a camera. On an unfamiliar bike. What's likely to happen?

[Berries]

Unfamiliar in what way? A sticking throttle or just really really quiet?

[Dave-]

57 over the limit... in a 50. From a camera. On an unfamiliar bike. What's likely to happen?

Miles per hour?

I think you'll find the argument goes something along the lines of: "part of learning to ride a motorcycle safely is knowing that each bike behaves differently and when on a different bike it is prudent to be extra careful - all road registered bikes have a speedo so you have no excuse"

Also regardless of whether you're riding a goldwing or a fireblade, if you can't tell the difference between 50km/h and 107km/h on an unfamiliar bike then you wont be able to slow it down any faster, regardless of the technological advancements that may or may not separate the familiar from the unfamiliar.

You'll get a ticket in the mail for $400 (I'm pretty sure) and no demerits, but you'll also get a wee flag on your driving record that tells any future queries that you're due for some karma.

[Oakie]

57 over the limit... in a 50. From a camera. On an unfamiliar bike. What's likely to happen?

Now before we get too excited ... were you heading towards the camera or away from it?

[Mully Clown]

Away from the camera. And it's not just a simple fine in the mail.

Further notification regarding the time and date of court proceedings may follow.

[Oakie]

Away from the camera. And it's not just a simple fine in the mail.

Mobile or fixed camera? My understanding is that there are more fixed camera sites than there are camerasto go in them so there is not necessarily a camera at home all the time.

[Berries]

Methinks there was a camera in this one.



It's got to be attempted murder hasn't it?

[FJRider]

Now before we get too excited ... were you heading towards the camera or away from it?

If he gets the notification that he (or more precise ... his plate) was "in the frame" ...

You don't get the 28 day walk with cameras .... but "Infringement limit" is 50 km's over any posted limit.

Expect to get a summons for you to appear ...