Not too bad.Originally Posted by Virago
How's the Clearasil working now?
I thought I could see my first pube as well last night but then I pissed out of it.
Forum whore
Not too bad.How's the Clearasil working now?
I thought I could see my first pube as well last night but then I pissed out of it.
Senior Grumpy Old Bastard
But it's true!!OK so is it fair to extrapolate from these posts that:
Harley Davidson's are the greatest shite out there?
If the road to hell is paved with good intentions; and a man is judged by his deeds and his actions, why say it's the thought that counts? -GrayWolf
Loud and Uncouth
Oh yes, you can't get better shite than a Harley Davidson, top-the-line shite they are!OK so is it fair to extrapolate from these posts that:
Harley Davidson's are the greatest shite out there?
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
L-Plate Rider
"How fast does it go?"
Usually when stopped for petrol. I used to hear this all the time when I was on my '92 Ducati 900SS - a bike that was lucky to make 75 HP at the rear. I have a certificate to say it will top 208 km/h though!
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...."
-- Hunter S. Thompson, The Song of the Sausage Creature
NEDWN VIII
''So Maha can't afford to come on rides but he can afford a new bike''....
Deus ex ukulele
Is that the motorcycle that crashed or the other one?
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
mad thou rider
today while at an intersection undergoing major roadworks, surrounded by almost gridlocked traffic I hear from one of the idiots who had just finished spreading gravel across the intersection 'OI! DO A FUCKIN WHEELIE FOR US'
Forum whore
ha.. i got a few of those certificates in my younger days... bloody expensive
Likes Jiggle in the Wiggle
Stopped at a car yard in Tauranga years ago on my CBR600, Salesman duly asks " So how long does it take you to get to Auckland on that?" Was so close to saying 10 minutes......
Forum whore
I would have made it ok but the corner tightened up.
I booked my bike in for an oil and air filter change.
I always wear ATGATT
Political correctness: a doctrine which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd from the clean end.
Forum whore
Oh I choose to drop it. Yep, was my only choice, well that or die hahaha.
Descendant of Hotkebab
Scooters are safer than motorcycles.
Hardcore Biker
"just gonna do a little work on the bike, it wont take long..."
Forum whore
said to my husband about my Hornet "that's a nice little bike... I guess you have to wait for her to catch up with you when you ride together..." He rides a softail and is the first person to say that my "little" 900 can beat his "big" 1450
Highway Biker
It's the age old "it has a bigger motor, so it must be faster" assumption isn't it? It usually launches me into a lecture about engines and various technologies employed, but that is usually met with a blank 'Possum about to become a paint job' stare.
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