Tazers

**Lou Girardin** · 10th August 2005, 12:32

Originally Posted by scumdog

Probably the same way they would feel if their loved one was shot to death/died from an astham attack after being pepper-sprayed etc.

Next time you see somebody behaving in a manner that could result in them being sprayed/Tazered/Asp'd I suggest you don't call Police, instead call somebody else that will subdue them and calm things down with nobody getting hurt.

And if you know of such a mythical person that is available all over NZ could you please PM me so I can contact them if needed?

I'm surprised you didn't quote the old 60's cop saying, "the next time you're in trouble, call a hippie".

**spudchucka** · 10th August 2005, 21:31

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

Apparently it's also very useful for erectile dysfunction in grumpy, stressed out Policemen.
Taken internally.

Please explain how would know such a thing? Have you been an adminster or a recipient of such a treatment?

**WINJA** · 10th August 2005, 21:34

Originally Posted by spudchucka

Please explain how would know such a thing? Have you been an adminster or a recipient of such a treatment?

HAVENT YOU HEARD OF THE SHOCKER? BITCH

**scumdog** · 11th August 2005, 00:09

Originally Posted by WINJA

HAVENT YOU HEARD OF THE SHOCKER? BITCH

Somebody gave you "the shocker"? - lucky boy!! (hope your arse survived)j

**idb** · 11th August 2005, 00:13

Originally Posted by scumdog

Somebody gave you "the shocker"? - lucky boy!! (hope your arse survived)j

Despite the wisdom that I distribute so freely I'm obviously still an innocent in some respects.
What is a shocker?
Would I like it?
Where can I get one?
Does it cost money?

**scumdog** · 11th August 2005, 00:19

Originally Posted by idb

Despite the wisdom that I distribute so freely I'm obviously still an innocent in some respects.
What is a shocker?
Would I like it?
Where can I get one?
Does it cost money?

Answers:
1 PM me if you wish to know
2 You (probably) wouldn't like getting one ( and you're a guy anyway).
3 See WINJA, he'll probably 'administer' one for you. (or speak nicely to your neighbour
4 Only if you're dealing with a hooker.

**WINJA** · 11th August 2005, 17:42

Originally Posted by scumdog

Somebody gave you "the shocker"? - lucky boy!! (hope your arse survived)j

IM FINE ,LUCKY FOR ME YOUR WIFES GOT SMALL FINGERS

**Wonko** · 11th August 2005, 18:21

Originally Posted by idb

Despite the wisdom that I distribute so freely I'm obviously still an innocent in some respects.
What is a shocker?
Would I like it?
Where can I get one?
Does it cost money?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shocker

**scumdog** · 12th August 2005, 02:29

Originally Posted by WINJA

IM FINE ,LUCKY FOR ME YOUR WIFES GOT SMALL FINGERS

Them weren't fingers boy, them were tobasco sauce filled supositories(sp).

One burning ring of fire appearing in a neighbourhood near you...

**idb** · 12th August 2005, 08:31

Originally Posted by Wonko

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shocker

Ooooohhhhhhh!

**scumdog** · 12th August 2005, 09:32

Seeing as I started the first thread on Tazers and there are two threads can I change the title on mine to avoid cofusion??

Or can they be linked or somat?

**WINJA** · 12th August 2005, 17:50

Originally Posted by scumdog

Them weren't fingers boy, them were tobasco sauce filled supositories(sp).

One burning ring of fire appearing in a neighbourhood near you...

YOUR A FUNNY BASTARD

**mstriumph** · 12th August 2005, 18:02

mmmmm he IS grumpy, isn't he .....

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

Apparently it's also very useful for erectile dysfunction in grumpy, stressed out Policemen.
Taken internally.

**mstriumph** · 12th August 2005, 18:04

I care.......

Originally Posted by Zapf

And why is it the US has to impose on other countries what IT thinks its right? And then put up a puppet goverment that is massively in debt to the US, so in effect the US takes control of the country not by force, but by economic..... etc blar blar blar... but like anyone cares...