One careful owner...

**unstuck** · 24th October 2012, 06:55

Fuckin hilarious, keep up the good work guys.

**unstuck** · 24th October 2012, 07:17

And I dont think you will get any whitebait because he will be using a gill net on the beach at bruce bay to try and get some.

**Tigadee** · 24th October 2012, 08:58

Originally Posted by FJRider

But the flux capacitor that the later models had fitted ... fixed that.
Didn't it ... ???

No, it was the Heisenberg Compensators that eventualy solved the backflow of hydroflouric electron gases.

**pratik8890** · 24th October 2012, 09:41

Bro Monique says your're Dumb!!

**Tigadee** · 24th October 2012, 10:04

"Headlight fluid been topped up?"...

"Muffler bearings"...

"wheel synchronisers out of whack"...

"Powerband tensioner"...

"upside down radial reed valve rotery sump, thus the need to not have a expansion chamber"...

"basket for the handlebars?"...

"check the width and tensional velocity of the power band as the colour only denotes the year the band was produced. In an ideal world, the best combination in my opinion would be 12mm and 63 feet per newton kg"...

"if muffler bearing seizes at high RPM then exhaust gases will be directed back into the cylinders and you can blow the cylinder heads right off - expensive problem!"

I'll bet!

Best one yet... "The black model is the most powerful 250 ever produced, and is actually brought out as a 5 stroke. To confirm, it has a double gold powerband with silver stripe. This is a rare find..."

**sharp2183** · 24th October 2012, 13:08

Originally Posted by Tigadee

"Headlight fluid been topped up?"...

"Muffler bearings"...

"wheel synchronisers out of whack"...

"Powerband tensioner"...

"upside down radial reed valve rotery sump, thus the need to not have a expansion chamber"...

"basket for the handlebars?"...

"check the width and tensional velocity of the power band as the colour only denotes the year the band was produced. In an ideal world, the best combination in my opinion would be 12mm and 63 feet per newton kg"...

"if muffler bearing seizes at high RPM then exhaust gases will be directed back into the cylinders and you can blow the cylinder heads right off - expensive problem!"

I'll bet!

Best one yet... "The black model is the most powerful 250 ever produced, and is actually brought out as a 5 stroke. To confirm, it has a double gold powerband with silver stripe. This is a rare find..."

And he answered that one as the most serious of the lot...

**dangerous** · 24th October 2012, 17:04

Originally Posted by Tigadee

"upside down radial reed valve rotery sump, thus the need to not have a expansion chamber"...

hey I know my shit, was just shearing it with the guy

**FJRider** · 24th October 2012, 17:35

What a pack of shit stirrer's ... way to go guys ...

**Drew** · 24th October 2012, 18:03

I'd have all you cunts trademe accounts suspended.

Pretty rough.

**speights_bud** · 24th October 2012, 18:26

So who's gonna link him to this thread....??

**caspernz** · 24th October 2012, 18:31

Originally Posted by speights_bud

So who's gonna link him to this thread....??

Don't bother, it's all over his head anywayz

**FJRider** · 24th October 2012, 19:06

Auction closed ... Item withdrawn by seller.

**speights_bud** · 24th October 2012, 19:09

Now to spend a few minutes reading the Unanswered Gold... Ok done, now who's saved him as a seller...

**mossy1200** · 24th October 2012, 19:11

Originally Posted by FJRider

Auction closed ... Item withdrawn by seller.

Now that he relises how rare and valuable the bike is he will relist at 14k reserve.

Wait.

Someone even thicker believed it all and rushed around and offered him 3k cash for a quick sale.

**FJRider** · 24th October 2012, 19:18

Originally Posted by mossy1200

Now that he relises how rare and valuable the bike is he will relist at 14k reserve.

Wait.

Someone even thicker believed it all and rushed around and offered him 3k cash for a quick sale.

or until he opens another trademe account in another name ... I think the 250 market is dead.