I guess I will start the bets on how reliable this one is:
You will turn up on saturday with just a couple of things left to cable tie up proclaiming that it ran great up the driveway when you tried it.
It will start and run for a few minutes but half way into your first lap it will start missing and you won't have a fucking clue why.
Then you realise that a jet has fallen out and your choke is not the sidecar model and the fuel pump is pumping backwards and you will fix all of those things.
It will start running rough again 3 laps in and you really have no clue now so Henk and Rick come over and help. After 2 hours of dicking around you trace it back to a fucked CDI and Henk grabs one out of the van and throws it in and it is running again.
Next run things are going good until the 5th lap when one of the wheels falls off.
You carry it to pits and refit the wheel, suit up and sit on it and your swinger realises the engine mounts are all cracked.
You go home defeated and saddened.
Repeat for every bucket meet until the end of time.

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