look for a large empty space with a lonely retarded looking, loudmouthing ,bad smelling unacompanied
tourettes suffering short flabby couch geek gesturing to imaginay friends.
He will wearing a leather vest and black shirt
(probably inside out)
He will have arrived on a mobilty scooter ( which he fondly names "smurf") with chickenstrips sanded down.
Most likely to sport at least one black eye, due to his charming social manners.
Avoid eye contact, it may encourage him to approach you.
If you have the misfortune of being accosted by him Please resist the urge to stomp on him, since eventhough he is revoltingly repugnant, he is just full of hot air and harmless.....
Instead just give him a beer or Jim Bean......
It will silence and stun him.
He never had a single friend before....
Be generous.......
Be the personification of his " friend"
Opinions are like arseholes: Everybody has got one, but that doesn't mean you got to air it in public all the time....
aw your such a grumpy old man, mind you iv seen your pics and id also be a hater if i looked like you, all grey and old and riding gay purple bikes and being so grey and old...
but yeah fully come hook me up a jim or jack and you can show me all your friends at the bike rally and we can laugh and laugh an laugh about how grey and old you are, and how cool and awesome i am, oh yeah i lied i wont be wearin a leather vest il have on some arseless chaps so you can just pucker up and kiss my arse. ;-)
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