Things you say to yourself in your helmet when riding!

[Teflon]

Fuck, I forgot my knife

Step out of your car cunt, I'm going to fucking stab you

Fuck she's hot

Yeah, i'd fuck her

Cunt, I'm going to chop your fucking head off

Fuck, need another cone to kick it off again

[hornetakl]

Ludacris' MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY, GET OUT THE WAY BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY!

[Angel_of_Metal]

Most common phrase "fuck you wanker" or "how the fuck did you get a licence?"

Commuting is stressful sometimes.

+1 for this

[Dogboy900]

I tend to be polite whilst talking to myself (or those driving around me). Things like;

"You sir are a wanker"
"That was somewhat ambitious now wasn't it" (As I hit the brakes to avoid a car pulling out)
"You are indeed a penis sir, a car driving penis"
"I would rate your driving skills as rather poor my good man" Often accompanied by a shake of my head as I go past

And as on the occasion I got hit by a truck swerving into my lane in the Mt Vic Tunnel "AHHHHHH FUUUU......."

[Maha]

Seems there are some angry bikers around... I just carry on in the accurate knowledge that I am the better road user.

[tri boy]

I say gday to Scotty (aka Zukin) at the start of every ride.
Helps me to relax and focus at the task at hand.
Miss you bro.

[MIXONE]

"For Fuck's Sake" seems to be my current favourite.

[Deano]

I found something I say a lot in my helmet.

"Deano, get out of the fucking way"!

"Whitetrash, get out of the fucking way"!

Haha - and I find myself saying, Fuck Drew you muppet, how the fuck did you crash there ?

[russd7]

after my recent rip to nelson and back i did happen to say to my baby "you do still love me don't you" she sulked with me for a while when i bought the wing home and parked in the shed beside her