Things you say to yourself in your helmet when riding!

[_Shrek_]

Does this bike make my arse look big...?

put up a pic a lets see if it does

[ducatilover]

"It's business time" is essentially what goes through my mind all the time, bike or not

Otherwise I'll sing uber cool songs, Like "Rain on Me - Travis" as loud as possible
Or the Muppet's theme song, never fails to put me in a great mood

[_Shrek_]

night time wish I had better lights.... day light keep it down

woohoo Haast dry & .... can have fun at the speed limit

[The Lone Rider]

"Man I need to take a piss"

[Reubix]

"Crack on with it!"

and

...Just laughing maniacally

[Stirts]

I swear lots when I fuck things up.

And

I swear lots when I get it right.

But, I remember one of the first threads I read on KB, very similar to this one in fact. Someone posted that they poke their tongue out and try and reach the helemt. I been trying that again with my new helmet.

[Swoop]

Generally not confining sounds to inside the helmet, when in the vicinity of fucking red-light runners...

[DEATH_INC.]

I have trouble figuring out which voice I should answer first so I just keep quiet and leave them to it.

[Tigadee]

Or the Muppet's theme song, never fails to put me in a great mood

Truer words have never been spoken...

[strandedinnz]

Since I'm still bedding in to riding again it's been stuff like :

"Ooops, sorry! I'm sure that'll stick right back on!"
"Don;t worry it'll polish out"
and more commonly "Oh crap you're fluffing the corner up please don't let there be a car!!!"

[gijoe1313]

"I'm a little teapot, short and stout...", even do the actions when I'm parked up at the lights (much to the amusement of the other vehicle users around me)

The mah-na-muh song by the muppets (doo-doo-do-doo-doo, damn, going to have that playing in my head in classes now!)

Bohemian Rhapsody

And sometimes the St Crispin's day speech (I just like the bit where its about letting slip the dogs of war since I'm a card carrying filthy biker scum!)

Wait, I just ramble on regardless!

[tbs]

..... slightly off topic, but still relevant.

Many years ago (before the modern age of suspension) I was pushing my mountain bike back up a track to have another go at a BIG jump while my mate waited with the camera. I was giving myself the little pep talk.... "No fear, no fear, no fear..." It was a big jump, but my poor bike couldn't quite handle the landing and I ended up with my handle bar bent badly downwards at either end and two very sprained wrists. I've been a bit careful what I tell myself ever since. (As a side note, my parents were annoyed at the damage to my bike and refused to help replace the handle bar, so a mate's father heated it up with a blowtorch and bent it more or less straight for me. It had some bad-ass heat marks either side of the stem, but it used to slowly bend downwards at those points and I would have to periodically rotate it 180 degrees until my parents conceded this was bit dangerous and bought a new bar.)

Back on topic, it's amazing how much swearing goes on inside my helmet when I don't really do it in normal conversation. The woman who cut across my bow without indicating through Remuera village yesterday morning got a huge telling off. Unfortunately she couldn't hear it, so I had to resort to overtaking her and pointedly pulling back in front of her without indicating before filtering up to the lights and getting the hell out of Dodge. Childish, I know, but it was just such a horrendous move that I felt it was justified.

[ducatilover]

I was riding behind a mate's 328i the other day following him to his house and I pulled out and blitzed him as he nailed it out of town, this made me say "byyyyeeee" like Snake off the Simpsons

[nudemetalz]

Mine while riding the Guzzi is "hey, this isn't working now" or "hmm,...that's a new different noise..",..or "wonder if it will get me home today",....or "where's a shop window so I can check out how good I look ".....

[baffa]

I have the wierdest tunes that run through my head that I sometimes hum.
Stuff like the Alex the Kidd music, or Macgayver.

Other than that, the only other noises I make are manic laughter when I do something stupid, or explititives when someone does something stupid.

Unless blowing raspberries counts, its useful to warm up your face on a cold day Ive found =D