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    This morning just after I'd decided to pass a truck where two lanes merged to one it was "Well if you're going to pull into my lane at least pass the truck. Oh you vagina. You fucking vagina." (Polite I am you see.)
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    What do I say to myself?

    "I Am A Driving GOD!"

    This phrase is often followed closely by, "Oh, Shit! Fuck-Fuck-Fuck..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    This morning just after I'd decided to pass a truck where two lanes merged to one it was "Well if you're going to pull into my lane at least pass the truck. Oh you vagina. You fucking vagina." (Polite I am you see.)
    We need to talk about upgrading your swear words' list

    (Vagina? Really???)
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    We need to talk about upgrading your swear words' list

    (Vagina? Really???)
    Some cunts just don't get it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Some cunts just don't get it.
    Who you calling a cunt, Johnson?
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Who you calling a cunt, Johnson?
    Who you calling a Johnson, front bum?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    We need to talk about upgrading your swear words' list

    (Vagina? Really???)
    I do try but I guess my mum bought me up to well.
    Grow older but never grow up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Who you calling a Johnson, front bum?
    That's rich coming from such a pussy.

    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    I do try but I guess my mum bought me up to well.
    She bought you?
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    She bought you?
    Well! That explains a lot, don't you think?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    I do try but I guess my mum bought me up to well.
    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    She bought you?
    The kids these days tell me that the past tense of bring is brung. Also, bought and brought are interchangeable. What ever happened to the suggestion of allowing txt speak in exams (yes, even English exams)?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigadee View Post
    Well! That explains a lot, don't you think?
    oh that's harsh!

    Quote Originally Posted by steve_t View Post
    The kids these days tell me that the past tense of bring is brung. Also, bought and brought are interchangeable. What ever happened to the suggestion of allowing txt speak in exams (yes, even English exams)?
    Wash thy mouth with soap!

    It is bad enough I have to put up with it from so many of my friends on a daily basis. My son gets a right roasting if he attempts that one with me.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Wash thy mouth with soap!

    It is bad enough I have to put up with it from so many of my friends on a daily basis. My son gets a right roasting if he attempts that one with me.
    I agree. Friends call me a grammar nazi. I'm especially enjoying that people who spell 'definitely' as 'definately' are having their iPhones autocorrect the word to 'defiantly' which changes the meaning completely And yet they still don't realise what happened

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    they pretty dang defiantly getting their own way, definitely a change to the how we use language
    To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve_t View Post
    I agree. Friends call me a grammar nazi. I'm especially enjoying that people who spell 'definitely' as 'definately' are having their iPhones autocorrect the word to 'defiantly' which changes the meaning completely And yet they still don't realise what happened
    Haha... I struggle with people who can't understand the difference between there, their and they're.

    Does my head in proper like, that does! But I guess you either have your wires set that way or not.

    And grammar nazis unite I say. Have you come across the BDGOTNZA on here yet? You'd get on real well with Master Hitcher.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    She bought you?
    Paid a fee to re-home him ...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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