Things you say to yourself in your helmet when riding!

**FJRider** · 3rd November 2012, 22:08

Originally Posted by 007XX

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adult_diaper.

Thank you ...

Apparently .... I must spread ...

ps. wanna borrow my waterproof's ... I've bought a new set ... and a jar of HTFU pills (I hope they work)

**tickleMEelmo** · 16th November 2012, 12:37

"OP is a phaggot"

**Subike** · 16th November 2012, 12:53

Originally Posted by 007XX

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adult_diaper.

should be a permanent fixture for that fella

**pratik8890** · 18th November 2012, 08:40

I normally have a debate to my self about how the hell some of wankers got their license on the first place:
For examples: 1.Turn first and then indicate?

2.Pull over in front of you when your doing 100 k's on a motorway so u have to immediately brake to slow down, swerve or choose death. ( especially cars drivers, they think motorbikes are invisible for some retarded reason )

3. Or just singing a song if the weather is sunny or on a long ride..

**Grizzo** · 18th November 2012, 09:00

Originally Posted by Metal Doctor

thought it would be funny to hear the things you say/shout to yourself in your helmet when your out riding!

heres a few from me

"fukfukfukfukfukfuuuuuuuuuuuk!! Woo! made it!"

"shit, coppers!"

"oooofffffffff!! oww, thats gonna hurt tomorrow"

In slow, out fast.

**Drew** · 18th November 2012, 09:10

I found something I say a lot in my helmet.

"Deano, get out of the fucking way"!

"Whitetrash, get out of the fucking way"!

**actungbaby** · 18th November 2012, 10:22

Originally Posted by Metal Doctor

thought it would be funny to hear the things you say/shout to yourself in your helmet when your out riding!

dear lord that woman looks nice

concentrate you moron (to myself)

hmm wonder how much the tank still got in it

**unstuck** · 18th November 2012, 10:34

FUCK, I,m way too wasted to be riding.

Fuck, hope thats not a shit.

Fuck, It,s 2am and I still have my shades on.

**cc rider** · 19th November 2012, 12:29

"... new helmet is good for something" (hit on forehead by magpie RIP)

Don't like new helmet

8 hrs of riding hell

**awa355** · 19th November 2012, 14:23

In town " Fuckin Asians"

**r6rchris** · 24th November 2012, 08:35

Usually........ Yeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

**TheTengTheory** · 26th November 2012, 14:52

Hey! I'm an asian....

But good point nevertheless...some of those drivers...shocking.

SURPRISE MUTHAFKER!

**Maha** · 26th November 2012, 15:03

Yesterday I was saying ''the prick pumz that prick pumz that prick pumz that prick pumz that prick pumz''..ended up with alot of spit on the inside of my visor for some reason?