Warning: Psycho Bitch in Glenfield/Wairau Area

**Fart** · 11th August 2005, 09:19

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

Bwahahah! Excellent!

Ask your dad if they managed to recover any of the testicles... Mines the big hairy ones and I miss them and the surgeon reckons there is still a chance......

Sorry mate, she was deep throat swallower.

**Paul in NZ** · 11th August 2005, 09:20

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

After all, Machiavelli was Italian too.

yeah - I understand he was a really evil bastard as well Lou.. Used to set people up to do all the dirty work, you know, get em all riled and then get away scot free... nasty that...

**Paul in NZ** · 11th August 2005, 09:21

Originally Posted by Fart

Sorry mate, she was deep throat swallower.

G'ah! You realise you have just destroyed a significant part of my sex life (real and imaginary) now don't you.... fark, no more happy dreams for me...

**inlinefour** · 11th August 2005, 09:27

Originally Posted by SARGE

props Paul

we are all on the same side peepz..we DO need to stick together out there.. too many crazy MF'ers around these days.. be careful for sure and keep your eyes open.

Is this sticking together, or taking the law into ones own hands? Which is what this thread is all about, some old slag taking the law into her own hands. As for the previous comment about my post, I see some people are quite happy to stoop pretty low...

**Pancakes** · 11th August 2005, 09:47

It's Sharon Goldsmith, 94422135. Be wise people, we want a tamed psycho not a worded up one.

**inlinefour** · 11th August 2005, 10:37

Originally Posted by BrianGB

It's Sharon Goldsmith, 94422135. Be wise people, we want a tamed psycho not a worded up one.

I work in an inpatient psychiatric unit, last thing you want is an esculating individual in an intimidating situation

**Lou Girardin** · 11th August 2005, 10:39

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

yeah - I understand he was a really evil bastard as well Lou.. Used to set people up to do all the dirty work, you know, get em all riled and then get away scot free... nasty that...

True, and when I have some dirty work of my own to be done...................

**justsomeguy** · 11th August 2005, 10:45

OK - MAYBE WE NEED TO PUT THE BRAKES ON NOW - THIS INCIDENT WAS BETWEEN GARETH AND THE WOMAN.

Now we all know her name, address, phone number - now I'm starting to get worried........I know I said that this is just us bikers raving but some of you are starting to justify some action and others reiterating this.

Gareth always appeared to me as a reasonable, mature person. I've got no idea about the rest of you....... maybe we should just back up now and see how Gareth wants to handle it.

For all you know she may have been having the worst day of her life and may not be a serial offender; on the other hand she may be a habitual b!tch......

So lets ease with the lynch mob sentiments and leave it to Gareth to ask us what he wants, if he wants anything at all eh???

**inlinefour** · 11th August 2005, 10:51

Originally Posted by justsomeguy

OK - MAYBE WE NEED TO PUT THE BRAKES ON NOW - THIS INCIDENT WAS BETWEEN GARETH AND THE WOMAN.

Now we all know her name, address, phone number - now I'm starting to get worried........I know I said that this is just us bikers raving but some of you are starting to justify some action and others reiterating this.

Gareth always appeared to me as a reasonable, mature person. I've got no idea about the rest of you....... maybe we should just back up now and see how Gareth wants to handle it.

For all you know she may have been having the worst day of her life and may not be a serial offender; on the other hand she may be a habitual b!tch......

So lets ease with the lynch mob sentiments and leave it to Gareth to ask us what he wants, if he wants anything at all eh???

Appartently I could not put it into language that others would be able to follow however

Here is another suggestion, but once again it would probably land people in the crap...
ANGER MANAGEMENT

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying, "Hello."
I politely said, "This is Andrew. Could I please speak with Robin Carter?"
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude.

I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her.

I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and hung up.

I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really
bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John
Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're familiar with the Caller ID program?" He yelled, "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the spot.
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window ...so, I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole, (I had his number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?" "Yes, it is."

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's parked right out in front."

"What's your name?" I asked. "My name is Don Hansen," he said.

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?" "I'm home every evening after five."

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"Yes?"

"Don, you're an asshole." Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.

But after several months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be.

So, I came up with an idea. I called Asshole #1.

"Hello."

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"Yeah," I said.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Make me," I said.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"My name is Don Hansen."

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"Asshole, I live at 1802 West 34th Street, a yellow house, with my black Beamer parked in front."

He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers."

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

Then I called Asshole #2.

"Hello?" he said.

"Hello, asshole," I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are?"

"You'll what?" I said.

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.

Then I called Channel 13 News about the gang war going down on West 34th Street.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th street.

There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six squad cars, a police helicopter, and news crew.

NOW, I feel better

Anger management at it's very best.

**justsomeguy** · 11th August 2005, 11:15

Originally Posted by inlinefour

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying, "Hello."
I politely said, "This is Andrew. Could I please speak with Robin Carter?"
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude................................... There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six squad cars, a police helicopter, and news crew.

NOW, I feel better

Anger management at it's very best.

Well put Inlinefour

Yeah that may work it's an old and good joke

- How's this for anger management?? Worked for me before (several times).....

Something happens to you... you get pissed...... you are

So you log on to KB - you rant and rave and throw a fit.... others join in and you all have a rant session. Soon every possible outcome is discussed and several people have offered you their sympathy, middle finger, changed the topic........

You wander off satisfied that there are those who care about what you care about.......

The next day comes it's someone else having a rant and rave and the world goes on......

I personally can't be bothered letting stuff like this get me down. Whereas others would feel that they need to do something about it.....so each to their own.

**inlinefour** · 11th August 2005, 11:24

Originally Posted by justsomeguy

Well put Inlinefour

Yeah that may work it's an old and good joke

- How's this for anger management?? Worked for me before (several times).....

Something happens to you... you get pissed...... you are

So you log on to KB - you rant and rave and throw a fit.... others join in and you all have a rant session. Soon every possible outcome is discussed and several people have offered you their sympathy, middle finger, changed the topic........

You wander off satisfied that there are those who care about what you care about.......

The next day comes it's someone else having a rant and rave and the world goes on......

I personally can't be bothered letting stuff like this get me down. Whereas others would feel that they need to do something about it.....so each to their own.

I allways find one of two things help me chill out. Either riding or mindless violence on computer games (H-L2, Doom3 and all the Battlefield games-I'm right into B2 at present). But hey if what we do does not hurt others, then I'm all for it.

**Oakie** · 11th August 2005, 11:30

I'm keeping out of this one but I did have one random thought .... I wonder if the psycho bitch has had similar thoughts to those suggestions you guys have already made. I mean she had plenty of opportunity to note Gareth's rego plate with him sitting right in front of her....

**inlinefour** · 11th August 2005, 11:46

Originally Posted by Oakie

I'm keeping out of this one but I did have one random thought .... I wonder if the psycho bitch has had similar thoughts to those suggestions you guys have already made. I mean she had plenty of opportunity to note Gareth's rego plate with him sitting right in front of her....

You know I for one had not considered this. What if the hillbillys are at this point putting the pigs back into their pens and cleaning out their shotguns? I don't want to see any of my fellow KBers having to squeal like a pig

**justsomeguy** · 11th August 2005, 11:52

Originally Posted by inlinefour

I allways find one of two things help me chill out. Either riding or mindless violence on computer games (H-L2, Doom3 and all the Battlefield games-I'm right into B2 at present). But hey if what we do does not hurt others, then I'm all for it.

Scenic Drive in the middle of the night