Atgatt fail

[varminter]

Now, to get back to this thing about 72 virgins, I don't have a copy of the Koran with me so can someone enlighten me. Does it say anything about how old they are, general condition etc. I mean, picture some real barf bags, 200 kilo's plus, hairy armpits, pustules, ugly as a bucket of frogs...but virgins. And your friendly neighborhood suicide bomber gets them? C'mon, Allah does have a sense of humor.

[Oakie]

Now, to get back to this thing about 72 virgins, I don't have a copy of the Koran with me so can someone enlighten me. Does it say anything about how old they are, general condition etc. I mean, picture some real barf bags, 200 kilo's plus, hairy armpits, pustules, ugly as a bucket of frogs...but virgins. And your friendly neighborhood suicide bomber gets them? C'mon, Allah does have a sense of humor.

Actually ... the Koran does not mention 72 virgins or even 1 virgin awaiting you on death anywhere in it's script. It is generally held to be a western mistranslation of one part that refers to something along the lines of the dead going to paradise which is filled with flowing water and fruit etc and getting 72 grapes (or possibly raisins). What a disappointment huh.Offing yourself in the hope of getting 72 nubiles and ending up with a bunch of grapes instead.

[St_Gabriel]

But I have never heard of one single Sikh killed on a motorcycle (in NZ) ... because he wasn't wearing a helmet.

Well that really would be taking ATGATT a little too far, fancy killing someone for not wearing a helmet, thats just silly...

Though I could understand a Sikh dying in a road crash/accident from injuries that may have been prevented by wearing a helmet.

[Str8 Jacket]

Actually ... the Koran does not mention 72 virgins or even 1 virgin awaiting you on death anywhere in it's script. It is generally held to be a western mistranslation of one part that refers to something along the lines of the dead going to paradise which is filled with flowing water and fruit etc and getting 72 grapes (or possibly raisins). What a disappointment huh.Offing yourself in the hope of getting 72 nubiles and ending up with a bunch of grapes instead.

You can make wine from grapes.

[Banditbandit]

Oamaru, SH1, friday 14-12-12, no helmut.

Sorry about the quality of the pic. all I could do was get the phone out and take it.

Who nominated you policeman ???

[Oakie]

Who nominated you policeman ???

Aww leave off. He was just a Police Camera, not a actual popo.

[varminter]

Actually ... the Koran does not mention 72 virgins or even 1 virgin awaiting you on death anywhere in it's script. It is generally held to be a western mistranslation of one part that refers to something along the lines of the dead going to paradise which is filled with flowing water and fruit etc and getting 72 grapes (or possibly raisins). What a disappointment huh.Offing yourself in the hope of getting 72 nubiles and ending up with a bunch of grapes instead.

If that's all you get I'm not going to join, so there.

[Oakie]

Oamaru, SH1, friday 14-12-12, no helmut.

Sorry about the quality of the pic. all I could do was get the phone out and take it.

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Well bugger me if I didn't see the same thing today. A 20 something woman on a mid size scooter leaning into a Cashmere Road sweeper with her long brown hair blowing in the wind. Silly!

[FJRider]

Well bugger me if I didn't see the same thing today. A 20 something woman on a mid size scooter leaning into a Cashmere Road sweeper with her long brown hair blowing in the wind. Silly!

Are you gay ... ??? .. most guys are too busy staring at her tits to notice she has hair ...

[Oakie]

Are you gay ... ??? .. most guys are too busy staring at her tits to notice she has hair ...

To be honest, the sight of an unprotected head took away all thoughts of boobage. Damn.

[FJRider]

To be honest, the sight of an unprotected head took away all thoughts of boobage. Damn.

But I AM sure she would have appreciated your concern for her safety. (had she known)

[Oakie]

But I AM sure she would have appreciated your concern for her safety. (had she known)

Well I did tap my helmet in a concerned manner as I rode past her in the opposite direction but I fear she did not understand.

[Usarka]

Let me interpret his sarcasm:

She would have thought - fuck off and mind your own business you boring old cunt!

[Oakie]

Let me interpret his sarcasm:

She would have thought - fuck off and mind your own business you boring old cunt!

Nah. Actually the way she was squinting in the breeze (no sunnies) she probably didn't even see me.

[FJRider]

Well I did tap my helmet in a concerned manner as I rode past her in the opposite direction but I fear she did not understand.

You should have followed her, and told her of your concerns ...

Some women like that ....