Preferred pillion II (the high testosterone version)

[wkid_one]

Just get her to squeeze her knees together when you start to brake - seriously it works. Make sure she looks under you on the way into a corner too.

Jim2

An even better idea: Convince her as to the virtues of piloting a machine - thereby freeing both you up from the burdens of pillion passenger responsibility.

[Motoracer]

Poor Rachel

No votes so far... I know she was a bit over rated but look at the body she had back then

[SpankMe]

Rachel might have a nice body, but a mutt face.

[wkid_one]

Surely we are missing some other kiwi greats as well.....I struggle to see that onyl 8 made it on to the list???

how about - Mandy Smith

[Motoracer]

how about - Mandy Smith

*Droolz*

[Coldkiwi]

yes and no Dan. if she gets a bike then I probably have to go at her pace to avoid being seen as insensitive or reckless (this could be construed as cramping my style!). if she's pillion, I go at a pace she's comfortable with but doesn't need to do anything about (somewhat quicker than what I suspect she would want to go at.. she's not normally a speed freak)

[wkid_one]

yes and no Dan. if she gets a bike then I probably have to go at her pace to avoid being seen as insensitive or reckless (this could be construed as cramping my style!). if she's pillion, I go at a pace she's comfortable with but doesn't need to do anything about (somewhat quicker than what I suspect she would want to go at.. she's not normally a speed freak)

SO: If I am to read between the lines - you are scared she will be a quicker rider than you!

[Big Dog]

Surely we are missing some other kiwi greats as well.....I struggle to see that onyl 8 made it on to the list???

how about - Mandy Smith

Kylie Bax?

[Big Dog]

Poor Rachel

No votes so far... I know she was a bit over rated but look at the body she had back then

No takers on the trumpet strumpet then?

[Hitcher]

Kylie Bax?

This poll drew a line excluding "vaccuous bint".

[Big Dog]

This poll drew a line excluding "vaccuous bint".

Why? You asked for preffered pillion not preffered conversation. I prefer "vaccuous bint" style passengers. They are easily enough entertained that they don't expect you to stop when their visor fogs up, they just watch the races between the dew drops, assuming they work out that it has fogged up.
They don't suddenly expect you to explain how a bike doesn't fall over mid corner.
They don't expect you to talk to them the whole way.
If you have to shout lunch at the other end how expensive can half a banana, half a strwberry and half a yoghurt with a side of evian cost?

My ideal pillion follows the three golden rules. Sit down, Shut up & Hold on.

[SPman]

yes and no Dan. if she gets a bike then I probably have to go at her pace to avoid being seen as insensitive or reckless (this could be construed as cramping my style!). if she's pillion, I go at a pace she's comfortable with but doesn't need to do anything about (somewhat quicker than what I suspect she would want to go at.. she's not normally a speed freak)

Who? Mandy Smith?

[Hitcher]

Why? You asked for preffered pillion not preffered conversation. I prefer "vaccuous bint" style passengers. They are easily enough entertained that they don't expect you to stop when their visor fogs up, they just watch the races between the dew drops, assuming they work out that it has fogged up.
They don't suddenly expect you to explain how a bike doesn't fall over mid corner.
They don't expect you to talk to them the whole way.
If you have to shout lunch at the other end how expensive can half a banana, half a strwberry and half a yoghurt with a side of evian cost?

My ideal pillion follows the three golden rules. Sit down, Shut up & Hold on.

Understood. Maybe a third poll should be created to cover all bases??
:confused2

[Big Dog]

Understood. Maybe a third poll should be created to cover all bases??
:confused2

Laughing hard! This is the problem with posting polls on opinion, everyone has one. Everyone reads what they want to read not what you wrote!

Just tell us to

[Eddieb]

if she gets a bike then I probably have to go at her pace to avoid being seen as insensitive or reckless (this could be construed as cramping my style!).

I know this too well, mine has a bike but is what might be considered as a 'cautious & law abiding' rider, and I have been accused of being 'insensitive' a few times.