Preferred pillion II (the high testosterone version)

[Hinny]

Who are these people?..I wouldn't know them from Adam.......well, maybe from Adam,....but.. I couldn't put a face to the bodies...err..well..maybe...but..where are the names old codgers like me recognise..Jane Mansfield, Raquel Welch etc...arrr...fek 'em...no...yes..thats not what I meant..yes it is....... oh buggrit, wheres me Horlicks!

I get older, they stay the same... New names, same bodies.

[Hinny]

Make sure she is putting one hand around you and propping herself with it against the fuel tank. By pusing back against this - she will stop herself slidding forwards

Or she could just grab a hold of the saddle horn.