Preferred pillion II (the high testosterone version)

**Hitcher** · 7th January 2004, 13:30

OK, by popular request... Here it is.

**James Deuce** · 7th January 2004, 15:24

Now my ears will be warm!

**wkid_one** · 7th January 2004, 15:27

Um - can you please allow multiple selections - otherwise this poll is too confusing - only ones I wouldn't select are: Nicki Watson (sorry I won't stir Matt Ridges porridge), Rachel Hunter (come on - bit of a slapper), Eva (just too stupid) - well as for the rest - I am going to have to buy a big F^&%-off bike I think.

**Nouseforaname** · 7th January 2004, 15:51

where's Judy Bailey

?

**Ogri** · 7th January 2004, 16:28

and where is the Stud Selection bucko?

**Ogri** · 7th January 2004, 16:29

Oops - just found it - sorry

**SpankMe** · 7th January 2004, 17:23

Not much of a choice.

**SPman** · 7th January 2004, 17:50

Who are these people?..I wouldn't know them from Adam.......well, maybe from Adam,....but.. I couldn't put a face to the bodies...err..well..maybe...but..where are the names old codgers like me recognise..Jane Mansfield, Raquel Welch etc...arrr...fek 'em...no...yes..thats not what I meant..yes it is.......

oh buggrit, wheres me Horlicks!

**NhuanH** · 7th January 2004, 20:22

like someone said in v1.0 of this thread, with Nicky (and Greer?) you would get built in funbags (my bad...airbags ) on your motorcycle. But would it be the pilot that would need rear end impact protection?!?!

<--their faces after impact

Risque, I know...

**Coldkiwi** · 8th January 2004, 09:20

I'll take the smallest and lightest one that complains the least about the way I want to ride! Actually... that would pretty much be my fiance apart from her requests not to brake so hard into corners because she slids forward. Might have to do somat about dat!

**wkid_one** · 8th January 2004, 09:24

Originally Posted by Coldkiwi

I'll take the smallest and lightest one that complains the least about the way I want to ride! Actually... that would pretty much be my fiance apart from her requests not to brake so hard into corners because she slids forward. Might have to do somat about dat!

Make sure she is putting one hand around you and propping herself with it against the fuel tank. By pusing back against this - she will stop herself slidding forwards

**Coldkiwi** · 8th January 2004, 09:29

well that would work except that she has kinda short arms to reach the tank and would rather stay hanging on to me than let one arm go.
I can live with that. Just means I get to relax a little bit and concentrate on better smoother lines than I might if I was pushing harder.

**SpankMe** · 8th January 2004, 10:00

Can't find a picture of Eva the Bulgarian. Anyone got one?

**wkid_one** · 8th January 2004, 10:12

Originally Posted by SpankMe

Can't find a picture of Eva the Bulgarian. Anyone got one?

Try the Player Magazine web site

**James Deuce** · 8th January 2004, 10:34

Originally Posted by Coldkiwi

well that would work except that she has kinda short arms to reach the tank and would rather stay hanging on to me than let one arm go.
I can live with that. Just means I get to relax a little bit and concentrate on better smoother lines than I might if I was pushing harder.

Just get her to squeeze her knees together when you start to brake - seriously it works. Make sure she looks under you on the way into a corner too.

Jim2