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    London: It’s illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle

    Could be bullshit, but gave me a laugh.

    Apparently London has a law preventing sex on a parked motorcycle. If the motorcycle is in motion you are fine.
    http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/17/14-of-...ammer-5201616/

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    Quote Originally Posted by p.dath View Post
    Could be bullshit, but gave me a laugh.

    Apparently London has a law preventing sex on a parked motorcycle. If the motorcycle is in motion you are fine.
    http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/17/14-of-...ammer-5201616/

    Lol, I think I saw Akzle's "girlfriend" in number 3.

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    It is illegal to have sex with a live fish here, which is a relief. Dead fish, however…

    I wonder who did they catch doing that way back when they passed the law???
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    I should probably stop having sex on my parked motorbike I guess, or at least start doing it with someone else so it it less embarrassing if I get caught . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkH View Post
    I should probably stop having sex on my parked motorbike I guess, or at least start doing it with someone else so it it less embarrassing if I get caught . . .
    Excellent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rastuscat View Post
    Excellent.
    Don't worry Rast - after Friday it won't be you writing out the ticket ..
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