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Ginny and I went for our first ride in just over a week today, rode about 20 metres and thought fuck I forgot to put on my seatbelt!!
Then, when we got back after about 1 1/2 hours I finally got off my bike and saw my phone sitting on my seat, was wondering why my butt was a bit sore? lucky it stayed put cause I stood up a few times at a few sets of lights.
sigh...
anybody else?
Becoming fearless isn't the point. That's impossible. It's learning how to control your fear, and how to be free from it.
Hardcore Biker
Started an oil change, drained the old oil and put in a new filter. Phone went, answered it, came back and started to fill with new oil. Forgot to replace the drain plug first. D'oh !
RSV Mille: No madam, its an Aprilia, not a Harley. If it were a Harley, I would be pushing it !
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argh! what a waste lolOriginally Posted by frogfeaturesFZR
Becoming fearless isn't the point. That's impossible. It's learning how to control your fear, and how to be free from it.
Forum whore
I have a backpack that I tie onto the pack rack with its own straps, its like an old canvas square thing, perfect size for the rack,
Anyways this was a while ago, I was going away camping and loaded the bag up put it on the back rack, forgot I left my keys inside, so I went inside to grab them, got on the bike and left, stopped at the first set of lights and watched my backpack slide past.
Que?
Come on dude, we all know that's not your biggest blonde momentI have a backpack that I tie onto the pack rack with its own straps, its like an old canvas square thing, perfect size for the rack,
Anyways this was a while ago, I was going away camping and loaded the bag up put it on the back rack, forgot I left my keys inside, so I went inside to grab them, got on the bike and left, stopped at the first set of lights and watched my backpack slide past.
Fair weather rider
Trying to push my bike out the garage past the boat while I was drunk. Didnt even make it 2mtrs out the door. My flatmate reacons I pushed it over, but Im pretty sure I lost ballance. Cracked the fairings abit, but nothing to major. Havent touched a bike while drinking since.
Pasta La Vista
A nice cheap leeson.Mine was a little more expensive...
Never too old to Rock n Roll.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I've got miserly tourettes and I don't give a fuck.
Fair weather rider
Well do share then....
Jesus built my Gixxer
Forgot to put oil filler cap back on, then washed bike... realised halfway through that it wasn't on Doh!!
Built for speed, not for comfort
Chilli Hooligan
Putting fuel in the bike, took my eye off the ball for a second.
Doh....I think its full....fuel everywhere
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Skulls 'N' Flames
Riding down a hill in town a week ago after parking on a hill, wondering what that scraping noise was. Looked down at a red light - sidestand was scraping the ground! Luckily I didn't do any left turns. I always double check now.
Forum whore
Lived in Orkers back in the day.
Parked my patrol bike on the Southern kerb of Victoria Street East, just West of Albert Street. Reversed into the kerb, intending to sit on the bike and bust anyone who blew the red light travelling South on Albert. About late 1989, early 1990.
Anyone who knows that intersection knows that it's steep downhill toward Queen Street.
Thing is, I put my left foot down to steady myself, something I've always done. Sadly, there was a deep drain there, and my foot went into fresh air. The combi of the steep slope down to my left and the very low drain cover caught me out.
Soon I was lying on my left side with the R80RT-P lying on top of me, and passers-by wondering why I had chosen to park with the bike on it's side, and me under it.
A nice man eventually stopped and help me lift the bike off myself. I then rode off, feeling like a total chump. Totally correctly so, I might add.
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haha awesome!Lived in Orkers back in the day.
Parked my patrol bike on the Southern kerb of Victoria Street East, just West of Albert Street. Reversed into the kerb, intending to sit on the bike and bust anyone who blew the red light travelling South on Albert. About late 1989, early 1990.
Anyone who knows that intersection knows that it's steep downhill toward Queen Street.
Thing is, I put my left foot down to steady myself, something I've always done. Sadly, there was a deep drain there, and my foot went into fresh air. The combi of the steep slope down to my left and the very low drain cover caught me out.
Soon I was lying on my left side with the R80RT-P lying on top of me, and passers-by wondering why I had chosen to park with the bike on it's side, and me under it.
A nice man eventually stopped and help me lift the bike off myself. I then rode off, feeling like a total chump. Totally correctly so, I might add.
Becoming fearless isn't the point. That's impossible. It's learning how to control your fear, and how to be free from it.
Hardcore Punk
Doing a burnout on a wooden bridge on my pe400, and ending up fishing the bike out of 2 and a half meters of water.
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
Hardcore Biker
Got several kms down the road and realised I'd left my teeth behind,,,that's what ya' get for skipping breakfast.
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