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    Quote Originally Posted by Oscar View Post
    The problem is that they lull you into a false sense of security: "Hey! This is just a big dirt bike, it handles like a 250, go FASTER!!!"

    There is that horrible feeling when you realise that you are going waaaaay too fast and you ain't going to make the next corner...
    ohh that is soooo true

    ....wherezz that track go

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    Quote Originally Posted by Night Falcon View Post
    ohh that is soooo true
    And I bin in one of them too!!!

    1.5hrs later 3 youngsters on chookies came by....had a poorly concealed giggle, then pushed me out!!

    Then....I sold her.
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    I'm no gynaecologist, however I would be happy to take a look......................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Night Falcon View Post
    ohh that is soooo true
    Well at least you don't need a centre stand with an appropriate ditch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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    Quote Originally Posted by paturoa View Post
    Well at least you don't need a centre stand with an appropriate ditch.
    Look out Patu.....da KBpolice are after us!!!

    Embedded media? Wot a lot of shite!!!

    I'm guessing this is goodbye from me now......I finally got my visa for the 'cool place', tickets are in hand, still struggling with the 'coolness' thing but I reckon I should get a handle on it if I continue to hang out with the 'right' people!!!
    I'm no gynaecologist, however I would be happy to take a look......................

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    Quote Originally Posted by paturoa View Post
    The word, lust, adequately describes my thoughts.

    Now where did I leave that spare $30k lying around.
    Yeah get one - you too can roost other riders with shingle and cause them pain like the old fart did on the last dusty butt - (might been a 990)

    $5000 King of Baja kept him honest

    F.rkn ugly looking the 2013 model - kind of bike yah buy when ya not fit enough to do any serious adventure riding - too heavy - each to their
    own but power to weight where its at for me with adventure bikes

    30K - and people say Austrians/Germans don't have a sense of humour

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    Quote Originally Posted by brp View Post
    Yeah ... you ...old fart ...butt

    F.rkn ugly .... ya not fit enough to do any serious adventure riding - too heavy
    With a bit of selective quoting, you're very close to describing me!
    Quote Originally Posted by Albert
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatijim View Post
    Look out Patu.....da KBpolice are after us!!!

    Embedded media? Wot a lot of shite!!!

    I'm guessing this is goodbye from me now......I finally got my visa for the 'cool place', tickets are in hand, still struggling with the 'coolness' thing but I reckon I should get a handle on it if I continue to hang out with the 'right' people!!!
    Gotta have sympathy for that one, it gobbles up bandwidth = $$$$s.

    You got me interested, what cool place are you talking about?

    Just been stalking your profile. Are you off to play with merkins?
    Quote Originally Posted by Albert
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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    Quote Originally Posted by paturoa View Post
    With a bit of selective quoting, you're very close to describing me!
    "Good on ya boy" - way my fitness is at mo might get one too

    Go for the 990 - better bike allround

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    Quote Originally Posted by paturoa View Post
    Gotta have sympathy for that one, it gobbles up bandwidth = $$$$s.

    You got me interested, what cool place are you talking about?

    Just been stalking your profile. Are you off to play with merkins?
    Really? ADV will copy/quote whatever number of pix in a thread, tho it is bloody annoying when ur on mob BB!!

    Merkins? Wot/where the fuck is a 'merkins'??
    I'm no gynaecologist, however I would be happy to take a look......................

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    Did you mean cool like this- Was below 0' and snowing as we cleared next range!
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    I'm no gynaecologist, however I would be happy to take a look......................

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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatijim View Post
    Merkins? Wot/where the fuck is a 'merkins'??
    Amerikins...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NordieBoy View Post
    Amerikins...
    or:

    Merkin is a pubic wig. Merkins were originally worn by prostitutes after shaving their genitalia, and are now used as decorative items, erotic devices, or in films, by both men and women.

    ref: Merkin - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin
    =mjc=
    .

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    Quote Originally Posted by jim.cox View Post
    or:

    Merkin is a pubic wig. Merkins were originally worn by prostitutes after shaving their genitalia, and are now used as decorative items, erotic devices, or in films, by both men and women.

    ref: Merkin - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin
    We only have ceremonial merkins down here.
    All par of belonging to the NADS.

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    I can understand how the different interpretations of Merkins would cause confusion. Almost the same then
    IT'S JUST BETTER WHEN THERE'S TWINS INVOLVED..
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