Daydreaming on Tard Me!

[ducatilover]

I purchased something I didnt need today just to get in the draw to win a Triumph. But it was so sexy I couldnt help it. The lady at the counter must have seen me staring at it for 20 mins, because she explained in great detail exactly how to enter. I wonder if I can return it and still enter....

Return and enter her my son.

[Grubber]

I purchased something I didnt need today just to get in the draw to win a Triumph. But it was so sexy I couldnt help it. The lady at the counter must have seen me staring at it for 20 mins, because she explained in great detail exactly how to enter. I wonder if I can return it and still enter....

I'm sorry but i'm still having trouble with what's wrong with your statement. Seems perfectly legit to me!
Hell i rode out with a bike i definitely didn't need once, still got it in my shed. Mind you i haven't had a wife for near on 10 years of coarse, that does help!

[george formby]

I'm an addict too. I've even bought a smaller shed with a house beside it to try & stop looking at & getting more bikes. It's just made me look at smaller bikes. I may be terminal, if I see a 2 stroke parked up I walk over & smell it.

[Monkfish]

if I see a 2 stroke parked up I walk over & smell it.

This must be the most advanced case of Motorbikoloris I think I have heard of.

[clonak]

if I see a 2 stroke parked up I walk over & smell it.

mmmm 2 stroke. I use to shut the garge door and rev the snot out of my 2 stroke, I loved it. Then I found real drugs. then I thought i found jesus. Turns out it he was just a homeless guy.
But I still stop and have a sniff and a gork every time a 2 stroke goes by. I love the sound too. Ring da ding ding ding.

[Eddieb]

Yep, up to 4 and struggling to restrain myself from buying more.

[ducatilover]

I have a half-solution.

Spend so much money on your current (must be at least 2) that you cannot afford another (unless you sell the cage... uh oh)

[clonak]

(unless you sell the cage... uh oh)

Now theres an Idea.... wait, I only just bought a new cage, cant sell it yet. Damn it.

[bosslady]

must be the only one unaffected by this but I don't bother with looking cause I know I can't afford lol

[Tigadee]

must be the only one unaffected by this but I don't bother with looking cause I know I can't afford lol

Oh, so you have AIDS too...

[bosslady]

Oh, so you have AIDS too...

yup. got it when I contracted my children!

[Tigadee]

yup. got it when I contracted my children!

You have children? How old are you? 20?

[bosslady]

You have children? How old are you? 20?

26, close enough. 6yo + almost 8yo

[nerrrd]

must be the only one unaffected by this but I don't bother with looking cause I know I can't afford lol

Away with you and your sensibleness! Young people today, they're so responsible.

yup. got it when I contracted my children!

That'll do it.

26, close enough. 6yo + almost 8yo

I like this, next time anyone asks I'll tell them I'm 40 (I mean it's close enough, right?)

[bosslady]

Away with you and your sensibleness! Young people today, they're so responsible.



That'll do it.



I like this, next time anyone asks I'll tell them I'm 40 (I mean it's close enough, right?)

60 isn't that close to 40 Rod