Have you named your bike?

**Tigadee** · 11th March 2013, 12:35

Originally Posted by Monkfish

I call the S40 "the masport"
that may change when I get a new pipe.

Or when it backfires! LOL

**GDOBSSOR** · 11th March 2013, 21:31

Originally Posted by Banditbandit

Ummm .. eerrr .. no sex life then ?

Wanna bet?

**Banditbandit** · 13th March 2013, 09:13

Originally Posted by GDOBSSOR

Wanna bet?

Seriously ???

If you think that riding any motorcycle is the closest thing to magic you'll ever experience, then Yes, I'll bet your sex life is piss poor ...

I love riding bikes - I ride bikes most days ... I do high mileages ... it's fucking great .. but sex is ALWAYS better - and much closer to magic .. by a very very long way ...

So yes, I'll bet your sex life is piss poor ...

**fyrgem** · 13th March 2013, 10:39

my previous bike, GN250, was named by prior owners: Gina. makes sense.

my new bike, until I put some thought into it, she's my Crotch Rocket

**rawsoncj** · 13th March 2013, 12:32

I've got a sunrise yellow BMW G650GS. The colour reminded me of The Bride's motorcycle and suit from Kill Bill Part 1, so I named my bike Beatrix.

**Maha** · 13th March 2013, 12:42

Originally Posted by Maha

My bike is called 'it' and sometimes 'the' but mostly 'it'.

...in fact, my bikes are known as NEDWN but I do not refer to them as that out loud.

**KiwiPhoenix** · 13th March 2013, 15:58

My first bike, the 250 is called Ivy, cause she's green (I still have her, should have sold her long ago, but hey my first bike)
The 750 is called "Walter" after the Jeff Dunham character, who is a cranky Florida retiree, very much like my old boy!!

**bluninja** · 13th March 2013, 18:17

The first bike I named was my first RSVR; called Sophia after Sophia Loren because it was beutiful and italian. Sadly she died 14 hours into our relationship. The next RSVR was called Gina after Gina Lollobridgida; I looked after this one as I didn't know any other stunning looking Italian actresses

I then had a yellow SV650 and called it Hermione as the kids liked everything Harry Potter back then. My next Blue SV650S bought for commuting was named Britney after Britney Spears; reasonably attractive and happy to ride her each day.

My current bike is called Hilda after Hilda Ogden, in your face and tough looking but quite sweet on her good days.

**schrodingers cat** · 13th March 2013, 18:55

I call mine bike.

Its a fucking bike, thats all

**dangerous** · 13th March 2013, 19:35

Originally Posted by Banditbandit

So yes, I'll bet your sex life is piss poor ...

well fuck... so must mine be, shit I seen what sex results in LOL SEX is over rated, give me a good ride anyday, Mrs palmer and her 5 sisters can look after the rest...

**Kornholio** · 19th March 2013, 00:19

Originally Posted by GDOBSSOR

No a massive slut actually

How you doin?

**bittertwistedcute** · 31st March 2013, 16:48

The SV was called Ollie, because I test rode it down steps, like a skateboard

Current bike is called Norman, because thats his name ; )

**Xsannz** · 1st April 2013, 09:31

Originally Posted by EJK

What's wrong with the name "ZX-10R"?

Itself sounds badass enough, I can only make it worse by giving it a nickname.

actually she had a name before you purchased her...

I had named her Ange, like Angelina Jolie cause she had a big mouth and a sweet ass.....

so anyway to add to thread,

98 fireblade - orange and grey was called Mango....

00 Sp1 - Pig,

06 Fireblade didnt really have a name but had the plate 18YET....

2002 sp2 rebuilt from the ground up from a write off i had personally changed or cleaned or tightened every bolt right down to the engine bolts - her name was Jess (most favoured bike sold due to EQ)

then Ange.. who EJK now Rides...

and now i have a 2011 R1 in gloss black who is waiting for my busted ankle to heal before i name her...

and the wifes 2010 mazda 2 is named gemimi because its front bumper seems to have ducks disease when going over bumps...