Don't ride with strangers

[The End]

Sent from the cage in the maccas drive thru. Am I the only one that takes their bike through the drive through.

All the time. Although I have to turn bike off or I can't hear them through the crackling speaker. #firstworldproblems


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[Maha]

Lesson for today...'Ride with those whom you know and/or trust'

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[Mushu]

All the time. Although I have to turn bike off or I can't hear them through the crackling speaker. #firstworldproblems


Sent from my Gold Plated Probook while drinking scotch.

I have to do that 2, that's where I discovered the r6 has a weak battery, lucky the driveway was downhill so I could clutch it.

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[ducatilover]

Believe me I care less than you, but I am enjoying the fact that I seem to have started the newest kb meme (I had a look last night and it's easy to turn signatures off, but why would I?)

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You cheeky bastard

Sent from a place where hippos dance.

[bluninja]

Knee down in the real world is monumentally stupid. Very very few road riders have the ability to control their destiny once they find themselves leaned way over with a knee on the deck, they usually find themselves stuck with lean angle and initial line untill they finally escape the corner or catch something nasty and crash.-the corner continues to corner and they cannot turn the bike, Unseen gravel, effluent dump from a stock truck, a sheep on the wrong side of the fence, oncoming car/truck ect ect.

Knee down, for the most part does not equal fast, it simply means you are carrying lean angle or have climbed off the bike in an attempt get it on the seal to "show" you are fast, time spent with knee down and or lean angle is time spent not going fast, when you have to buy the bloody things all the time, "getting your knee down" gets old! When you see a road rider in his bright and shiny power ranger suit, with scuffed knee sliders, think about being on the road with him coming around the corner at you.........

Most road riders would not know a race line if it bit them on the arse!, anyhow, proper race lines in the real world will get you killed if your luck runs out. Generally though, most road riders are not that stupid and save the extremes for the track days- except for a small number of sport bike riders and motardists.................

but knee surfing on roundabouts and in car parks is so relaxing. It shows you've graduated from buying them from "proper" racers, or from getting the knee down in a kiddies playground on the roundabout

I had one new rider tell me he was taught the "racing line" as the best cornering method!!! To me the racing line is more than 1 ambulance heading to an RTA involving a motorcycle driven full speed whilst straight lining a bend.

[bluninja]

4 day ride at Easter? You gonna try Forgotten World Highway and visit Whangamomona? I'd ride with you if I could keep up

[duckonin]

Lesson for today...'Ride with those whom you know and/or trust'

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Bosslady, this is the best bit, and 'only' bit of advice you need, to enjoy riding now and in the future.

[Tigadee]

And by mucho greato I meant better than me - I'm mucho CRAPPO but I think you should still take that as a compliment!

Awwww Shukx... you headding to SASS this week. I will be so might see you there.

Kumbaya... kumbaya...

Sent from my dungeon of labour with stale bread crumbs and dirty dish water

[GrayWolf]

I started a thread because a) I'm a female, we bitch about shit, get over it. b) as a warning to other KB members I secretly want to move to England, so am practising to fit in there c) to share my experience with other newbies and hope I get some tissue's sent d) cause I was like "Ooo he's hot, I wonder if the bulge 'up front' is as big compared to the 'bulge' on the back of his 'one piece'? I'm not defending him, as such, merely playing the woeful maiden, which I like to do. And there must be something wrong with your eyes, not impressed at all, I'm indifferent. I'm a bit of a tard but no-one in their right mind would be impressed by being left behind like that. but I was, I started a thread about it, and am still waiting for the tissues to be sent. Not to mention the lack of respect for road rules and womankind, he acted like a typical geezer. I'd definitely have been impressed if he'd slowed down his pace so I could be sure he'd always give me a good ride, lame, but I was impressed by the bad boy. I did like his equipment though, very nice.


Don't take it so personally, Dear. I'm definitely not upset, this isn't "real life" as such, but you don't know me so that's fine for you to make that assumption if you wish. You didn't understand why I started a thread and I kindly took the time to explain it to you. But, you don't need to understand why someone starts a thread do you, people can do whatever they want that's within the rules of the forum, and I doubt you really cared why I did anyway. I'm not a child so no, I don't get giddy over boys any more like I used to maybe like 10 years ago or something... I wanted to go for a ride and by ride I mean on my motorbike, not on some boy Your comments about how you thought I was impressed, irrelevant - I bet you wouldn't have said that if he was actually a she (unless I was a lesbo). And, I didn't launch into a tirade in any shape or form. You are being too sensitive, I have no problem with you, if I did - you would know about it. I'll take your cup of sensitivity and trade you a cup of hardenthefuckup, sounds like you need it more than me? Don't take things so seriously, is all I am saying.

no, please..... Dont do the trade, reading both those posts? I dont think We (KB) need you to have drunk another cup of sensitivity



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[bosslady]

Awwww Shukx...

you headding to SASS this week. I will be so might see you there.

I have every intention of being there. Unless something unusual pops up at work or the traffic is poo, I should be there.

4 day ride at Easter? You gonna try Forgotten World Highway and visit Whangamomona? I'd ride with you if I could keep up

What's that? (suppose I should search...) I don't know where I am going to go yet but anywhere I go needs to involve free accommodation so trying to keep near friends/families houses etc, lol

Sent from my dungeon of labour with stale bread crumbs and dirty dish water

Is that how your Wife treats you?

[bosslady]

no, please..... Dont do the trade, reading both those posts? I dont think We (KB) need you to have drunk another cup of sensitivity

You're right. Well i'll take his cup of sensitivity and trade him a cup of hardentheFup and what will you trade me in return? a new motorbike?? SWEET DEAL!

[Edbear]

I have to do that 2, that's where I discovered the r6 has a weak battery, lucky the driveway was downhill so I could clutch it.

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Did somebody mention a battery..?

[Karl08]

Strangers, slow , fast, knee down, burgers, hardening up,- thank god no one mentioned waving....

[Banditbandit]

Sarcasm detection rating: FAIL

Do I give a fuck !!! NO ..

[Akzle]

what a fucking hama, i mean moho, i mean homo.

that's really gay. but, kindof expected. aucklanders tend to be dicks (except that guy who gave me that stuff)

anyway. i f you want a good ride...i'll give ya one!