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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    i had this theory - that red lights activate a pendulum/ 18T wrecking ball that sweeps the intersection, probably triggered just between orange and red for those "i can make it" types.

    i think collins would be on my side for this...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post

    i did contemplate a trebouchet and/or slingshot, but the mechanics got a bit tricky, plus the associated maintenance costs...
    (and where would you fling them? bit of an air traffic hazard.)
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    Red light runners and Stop sign 'go-throughers' are a major danger to all other road users... How to deal with red light runners is not that easy to solve - yes, I know, take their vehicle off them and make them walk with a placard saying "I lost my [insert whatever the vehicle was] because I was anti-social and ran a red light" would be great but I'm not holding my breath for that to happen... Public humiliation in the town stocks has worked well in the past.

    As for STOP signs - there are just too many of them! Most of them could be replaced with a Give Way sign and the few Stop signs remaining might then have some real meaning. And police them heavily! As has been said, if you fail to Give Way then whether you stopped completely first or not is not the issue, the failure to Give Way is! If the intersection is challenging and some are due to the road layout - such as those on curves - then a Stop sign to make you stop and think more carefully about what you are doing [I suggested some motorists think - am I out of my mind?] then have a Stop sign. All others are Give Way.

    They can film bus lanes - always wave to the little man as I ride by - then they can film Stop signs. Set the camera up and leave it to do the work - is that permitted, can one of our popo members comment? - the camera doesn't lie [ask Buzz Aldrin!]

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    Im all for catching red light runners but what about when your in the middle of an intersection turning right and the straight through traffic runs the red forcing you to as well? I would be pissed if i got a ticket for that.

    And theres the dumb fuckers who block the intersection when the traffic in front stops instead of waiting at the start of the intersection, ticket them too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Asher View Post
    And theres the dumb fuckers who block the intersection when the traffic in front stops instead of waiting at the start of the intersection, ticket them too
    a Sherman tank might be more effective

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    Quote Originally Posted by Asher View Post
    Im all for catching red light runners but what about when your in the middle of an intersection turning right and the straight through traffic runs the red forcing you to as well? I would be pissed if i got a ticket for that.
    You'll be sweet. The offence is for entering the controlled area when the signal is red. If you are already in it then you are ok.

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    I've seen a bike Popo at the Nelson St intersection many a time and they usually acknowledge my nod. I always enjoy the sight when he flicks on his blues and twos when some moron runs the red. Now that I think about it, that has happened every time I have seen a cop there

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    Hooray. Good for them.

    I've never understood why there isn't a 3 second buffer between the red light on one side before the green on the other activates, with a shorter orange time. Damned rude and impatient drivers would still try to judge their chances of beating the lights regardless so I too like the idea of some sort of barrier that pops up from the seal as the red comes on! I think I recall seeing something like that on the internet for onramp light runners in Holland - spikes which pop up while the red is on - summat like that. Wouldn't take a second time of having motorists behind you beat the crap out of you for munting your car and stopping them from getting past to change their behaviour.
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    Rip them all out, let Darwin manage the road rules.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I've never understood why there isn't a 3 second buffer between the red light on one side before the green on the other activates, with a shorter orange time.
    Cos the shorter orange time would result in those law abiding citizens who don't want to run a red light to brake heavily and then get rear ended or worse still shunted in to the intersection to get t-boned anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Hooray. Good for them.

    I've never understood why there isn't a 3 second buffer between the red light on one side before the green on the other activates, with a shorter orange time.
    It would be more likely to increase the number of red light runners ... if they know they have more time to do it ... and still be safe.

    Shorter orange just makes it harder for those that currently obey the system in it's intent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    i had this theory - that red lights activate a pendulum/ 18T wrecking ball that sweeps the intersection, probably triggered just between orange and red for those "i can make it" types.

    .
    You know, sometimes, just SOMETIMES, I do agree with you.

    This is one of those 'sometimes'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asher View Post
    Im all for catching red light runners but what about when your in the middle of an intersection turning right and the straight through traffic runs the red forcing you to as well? I would be pissed if i got a ticket for that.

    And theres the dumb fuckers who block the intersection when the traffic in front stops instead of waiting at the start of the intersection, ticket them too
    I recall many years ago in Wellington ... A car ran a red light ... collecting a motorcyclist in the process. The rider was unhurt (a bit sore though) and raised quite an amount of protest/noise toward said driver of the car (as you might expect) and said car driver was rightly charged.
    During the resulting court case that followed ... it turned out the biker jumped the lights himself ... and was ALSO charged with running a red light.

    Either way ... most see it ok. Until you hit something ... or (more usually) ... it hits you.
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