Ugly man walks into a bar...

**Marmoot** · 25th May 2009, 14:25

You know what is funny?
It's a repost of a repost of a repost.

**been_there** · 25th May 2009, 17:03

FUCK...
I did a search on the first line before I posted too....

**Patch** · 25th May 2009, 17:25

FFS - you cunts need to learn to fucking read.

**slofox** · 25th May 2009, 17:31

Originally Posted by merv

Yuck

This wasn't the railway by Tuakau by any chance was it?

Nah - it was in the Addington shunting yards...I found one there too...

**The Stranger:Me** · 25th May 2009, 17:34

Has anyone found the head yet?

**Bren** · 25th May 2009, 17:49

Hillbilly Vasecomy

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb," (fireworks are legal in Alabama) "light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:

"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi, and West Virginia.
Dont forget also Kaukapakapa ( ) and Gore

**spookytooth** · 25th May 2009, 18:25

A Aussie dad was teaching his son how to wank
Son say hey dad this is fucking great
dad says it gets even better son
once you are 13 you can use your own cock

**Madness** · 25th May 2009, 18:31

Choir Boy says to the Priest "Kiss me Father, Kiss me!"

Father replies "No son, that would be wrong. I shouldn't even be fucking you"

**been_there** · 25th May 2009, 19:00

Originally Posted by Patch

FFS - you cunts need to learn to fucking read.

R You talking to me?
If so let me explain so your fucking small brain can understand....

I posted the Joke as a new post and now its been moved to Ugly man walks into a bar thread.

Cunts are fucking useful, and I am not so I can't b 1....
At least thats what my wife says and she doesn't hide behind a keyboard.

ba da ba boom

**pete376403** · 25th May 2009, 21:00

Farmer goes behind the barn and finds his teenaged son wacking off. Farmer thinks it's time the son got married, so it's arranged that he marries the neighbours daughter.

Not long after the wedding, farmer goes behind the barn and ther the son is, wacking off again.
Hey boy, said the farmer, you're married now, whats wrong with betsy?

Aw gee paw, her little arm gits so tired....