Forum whore
And then a few more for good measure!
How dumb can ya get!
New bike - new (slippy) tyres -200yds from bike shop - women jaywalks across road against lights - move to go around her, gingerly and - scrape slide crunch!
What a fuckin Dickhead - must be the shortest time Ive ridden a bike before droppin it - 45 secs!
Ah well - its devirginalised now, so no more worrying about marking it! Now I can get down to enjoying it!
“- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”
Yep, that's me!
Oh no, SP, that's terrible! She's beautiful too (the bike, not the chick you should have run over)...
Exploring pastures anew...
bikeless
Crap. you've joined the suzy clan. What happend to pinkie the yammy?
Sever
Now and forever
you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
see her, you'll never free her
you must surrender it all
And give life to me again
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The Loose Goose
Gingerly? Yeah, right!Originally Posted by SP
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
gee wizzz
good onya bro--congrats on the new steed
To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?
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I assume you gave the bitch an ear full.
Nice bike. Looking forward to seeing it on the next KB ride.
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nah - she watched me slide across the intersection then hurried away while I picked up the bike - gone by the time I cleared the road!
Luckily I hadnt fitted the Yoshi pipe - they couldnt find it - so it wasnt dingled
“- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”
Hardcore Biker
Nice bike , cringe , so new ! Bummer about the jwalker . Saw something similar a while back.Jwalker walks out on road , cyclist's swerves to avoid jwalker , motorcycle with no where to go collects cyclists and jwalker , jwalker and cyclist end up going to hospital , motorcyclist gets to walk home (broken clipons , smashed fairing) . Police were going to lay charges on jwalker (london).
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Well at least,in this case, the jay walker and the cyclist paid for their transgressions.(the jay walker for jay walking and the cyclist for being a cyclist)
Forum whore
SP I feel for you. We need to go get trolleyed some time I reckon.
And then go hunt pedestrians.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
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Oh, that is hard luck, but what a beautiful bike. Enjoy it, but make sure you get rid of the shiny coating on the tyres first.
excuse maker (yerr,but...
That Sucks!
Sorry for you.
Only one thing for it,,
A LONG ride today to clock up more good times than bad times on the bike.
I like bikes
Shitty luck mate. At least now the biker gods have taken thier sacrifice early, so's you should be right for a long while.
"Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"
The not so placid...
man that sucks... I think I'd throw a right tantrum at the bitch and then go home and cryHope it doesn't cost you too much to fix
I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing
mucho papoosa bueno no panocha
Da Hiphopapotamous
Oh mate, I feel for you. Know what it feels like - altho I wasn't quite as quick as you to drop mine.
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