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  1. 19th August 2005, 11:06 #1
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    Five times a day....

    Read with interest in the Harold yesterday about a 53 year old local guy whose missus was allegedly putting drugs in his food to dampen down his sexual ardour. Seems he was looking for it up to 5 times a day ..and she was getting a bit worn out. Now either she was exaggerating...or what a guy!!!!! I want whatever he's taking....mind you, my problem is more lack of opportunity
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    5 times a day?! well, I guess I'll have to slow down when I get older then..
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    maybe she was popping viagra in to his drinks? hahaha....
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    Quote Originally Posted by kerryg
    Read with interest in the Harold yesterday about a 53 year old local guy whose missus was allegedly putting drugs in his food to dampen down his sexual ardour. Seems he was looking for it up to 5 times a day ..and she was getting a bit worn out. Now either she was exaggerating...or what a guy!!!!! I want whatever he's taking....mind you, my problem is more lack of opportunity

    5 times a day??.. damn.. guess its true what they say about getting old then?

    i dont look forward to slowing down

    now all i need is a partner..
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    I was more intrigued by her choice of ingredients for the ardour-cooling cocktail. I have now drawn a pencil mark on the Dimp bottle...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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    Quote Originally Posted by kerryg
    Seems he was looking for it up to 5 times a day

    I've always gone '5 times per shag'.....oh wait - sorry that's her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    I was more intrigued by her choice of ingredients for the ardour-cooling cocktail. I have now drawn a pencil mark on the Dimp bottle...
    Dimp? Hell's Bells, might even be worth the cost of the Harold to read that article. What else was in it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    I was more intrigued by her choice of ingredients for the ardour-cooling cocktail. I have now drawn a pencil mark on the Dimp bottle...
    Yes, there has been a lengthy discussion going on in the office all morning as to what kind of "pest control" she was using?! Theory is that maybe she had a limited understanding of hte english language and just decided that as he was "pestering" her soo much that to her it may have seemed like the obvious answer . . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket
    Yes, there has been a lengthy discussion going on in the office all morning as to what kind of "pest control" she was using?! Theory is that maybe she had a limited understanding of hte english language and just decided that as he was "pestering" her soo much that to her it may have seemed like the obvious answer . . . .
    Maybe she just wanted to keep anything with a "stinger" on it away...
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    Five ? Guess he must have gone home for lunch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf
    Maybe she just wanted to keep anything with a "stinger" on it away...
    No wonder she wanted to disuade him, if his "doodlythingymawhatsit" resembled a stinger . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion
    Five ? Guess he must have gone home for lunch.
    'twas not lunch he was going home for.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf
    'twas not lunch he was going home for.
    Either way it appears that something was being eaten! (ba dom dom tish)
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