Good cop, finally figures it out then retires

**Bassmatt** · 15th April 2013, 18:14

Originally Posted by ducatilover

A mate or a mate had a WRX stolen last week, was found and recovered in half a day.

Sister in law had a guy jump out of a bush with his cock in his hand etc etc 18mths ago. Cops still haven't turned up.

**ducatilover** · 15th April 2013, 18:23

Originally Posted by Bassmatt

Sister in law had a guy jump out of a bush with his cock in his hand etc etc 18mths ago. Cops still haven't turned up.

Got pics?

**Asher** · 15th April 2013, 18:24

Originally Posted by Bassmatt

Sister in law had a guy jump out of a bush with his cock in his hand etc etc 18mths ago. Cops still haven't turned up.

Had a neighbor threatening his partner with a knife around a year ago. Cops still havent turned up.

Seriously, the only interaction i have with police is when they are hassling me in my car/bike or hassling me when im trying to have a drink in town.
I have never had a good experience dealing with the police when they were actually needed, not once.

**ducatilover** · 15th April 2013, 18:28

One of the kids we look after did a runner a few nights back

Called police, had one down here and another out asking people questions etc in half an hour of calling, pretty impressive considering the Eketahuna police were away and they had to come down from Pahiatua

Everyone has good and bad stories with the police services, but it's no reason to hate them. We'd be fucked without them and I respect the majority as they haven't got a nice job, they spend all day dealing with idiots and self-righteous cop hating cunts.

**Asher** · 15th April 2013, 18:33

I dont hate the police, i can understand the need for them. I simply dont respect them.

They cant have it both ways. They cant abuse us then expect us to help them out when they come calling.

**SMOKEU** · 15th April 2013, 18:49

Originally Posted by ducatilover

A mate or a mate had a WRX stolen last week, was found and recovered in half a day.

That was lucky. I bet the courts would have given a pathetic sentence to the cunt(s) who nicked it, if they got busted. Then they'll be out doing the same thing again.

**Zedder** · 15th April 2013, 18:59

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

Talk to anyone who has had a vehicle broken into or stolen, or a house burgled.

So, these people you write about (I note it's not you now) know the ratio of petty crime incidents to serious crime incidents in any given region plus police staffing levels and other resource allocations?

**Zedder** · 15th April 2013, 19:07

Originally Posted by Asher

I dont hate the police, i can understand the need for them. I simply dont respect them.

They cant have it both ways. They cant abuse us then expect us to help them out when they come calling.

If there was abuse involved what was the outcome of the Police Complaints Authority investigation?

**Bassmatt** · 15th April 2013, 19:21

Originally Posted by ducatilover

Got pics?

No. Looks like your safe then.

**sidecar bob** · 15th April 2013, 19:24

I have a chum that quit the Police a while back after several decades in the job.
He recently commented to me that he had spent the best part of thirty years looking for the worst in people & was expected to be pleased when he found it. He pretty much said, "what the fuck was that all about?"

**ducatilover** · 15th April 2013, 19:45

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

That was lucky. I bet the courts would have given a pathetic sentence to the cunt(s) who nicked it, if they got busted. Then they'll be out doing the same thing again.

Probably, seems first offence is very wet bus ticket treated here. But I do not know what has happened to the offenders.
Another mate has had a car stolen earlier this year and the fella is going in for sentecing soon, he has a massive history so it will be interesting

Originally Posted by Asher

I dont hate the police, i can understand the need for them. I simply dont respect them.

They cant have it both ways. They cant abuse us then expect us to help them out when they come calling.

Better chuck 'em all in the same box eh?

Originally Posted by Bassmatt

No. Looks like your safe then.

Thank goodness.

She laughed at it.

**sidecar bob** · 15th April 2013, 19:53

Originally Posted by Bassmatt

Sister in law had a guy jump out of a bush with his cock in his hand etc etc 18mths ago. Cops still haven't turned up.

You never hear of a bloke calling the cops to complain that some chick jumped out of a bush with her box out. One of lifes great mysteries.

**pritch** · 15th April 2013, 19:57

Over Christmas one of the TV channels was repeating a highway cops show. I was amazed at the utter stupidity of most of the cretins the cops had to deal with.

There were people who seemed unsure of what country they lived in, quoting crap they'd seen on American TV shows.
Happens on KB too, I see the spirit of CSI has been invoked. Last time I looked the local cops didn't have anything called CSI, but is has been a while...

**Brian d marge** · 16th April 2013, 00:38

Originally Posted by pritch

Over Christmas one of the TV channels was repeating a highway cops show. I was amazed at the utter stupidity of most of the cretins the cops had to deal with.

hell yes , theres some planks out there

wonder if anyone has some youtube examples of some legendary planks

Stephen