No sex for him tonight

[PrincessBandit]

'Merkins.

Yeah, well she'll need one after that...(with a small "m")

[Duke girl]

It,s an Oman if you get on a bike dressed the way they have it is sure to turn to shit Big Time.

[Virago]

It,s an Oman...

It's an Arab state on the Arabian Peninsula...?

[Berries]

Nah, it's in a singed state just south of the map of Tassie.

[Smifffy]

Scuff & buff the muff, maybe now he'll have to ditch the road bike and become a dirt tracker?

[R-Soul]

If his bike had knobblies, would that classify as a "rough rider"?

He might never be able to get her off the bike again. She keeps "slipping" in.

[scumdog]

They all deserve what they get, I think I was able to count only one leather jacket in the whole bunch, all wearing fucking t shirts.
That chicks arse hung over both sides of the rear tyre, a 400 section at least I reckon

What d'ya 'xpect from squid sprotsbike riders??

[scumdog]

'Merkins.

Yup, ya would never catch a Kiwi doing dumb shit like that eh......