Danny-Oil-Vegas

[GSers]

Come on Bart you kept that one on the quiet. I now your always complaining of a puddle of oil under ur bike but you never said it was coming out of the ground.
OOOOO the royalties
GSers

[bart]

Haha good one. We's jest like the Clampetts 'round here.

I remember my late Grandfather saying he saw oil flowing out of the ground out Weber way when he was young. He could never understand why no one had started drilling for it. He reckoned he could strike oil with a good sharp shovel.

The Anti-frackers are going hard out. I think it's a little hipocritical that they turn up in thier gas guzzling 4x4's to protest. They would have a lot smaller carbon footprint on motorbikes.

[That looks like fun]

Stay away from the oily stuff, thats Naki gold
Gotta luv them protesters. Walking down the main street of Taumaranui on day and this strange little girl ask me how I feel about deep sea oil drilling.
So I sez (in me best texan/naki accent) "if they start doing that in Taumaranui, we is all fecked"
Wasnt much to be said after that