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    No sex for him tonight



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    That bike was so gay it would have been a bloke on the back for sure.
    He was the tool that kept revving it at the beginning too.

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    Certainly no sex no, he probably broke her vag or something.
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    Hahahaha.The size of the tyre would have definately spread her legs.
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    Squids. Fucking Squids.

    That's what those extended swingarms are for then?

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    Might I hasten to add that it didn't look all that funny for the female pillion.

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    Yeah I was lookin at those rear wheels thinking 'shit thats exposed' and nek minute....

    Hmmm - mental note - must never build anything like that....

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    Is that the Auckland thursday night ride?

    that was fuckin hilarious!

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    Fucking mattress munchers that rev the fuck out of their bikes before going anywhere piss me off no end. How G.A.Y.

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    That said, what is up with the design of sports bikes and naked these days where they seem to be getting shorter at the seat level (cruisers too) exposing more of the rear wheel anyway except for spindly plate holders?

    Buell was like that too but now many are and I look at them and think "how is the chick going to stay on?" Whereas before we had room for a grab bar, hang a bag on the rack and still not have it hang far past the rear of the bike. The super high footpegs for the chick look pretty damn useless too putting her in a pose ready to sproing up if she falls backwards anyway.

    As for those big fat tyred jobs in the video in my view they are just plain ridiculous, but then those dudes probably think my tastes are plain ridiculous too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Yeah I was lookin at those rear wheels thinking 'shit thats exposed' and nek minute....

    Hmmm - mental note - must never build anything like that....
    Be retarded to have a wheel that big over here as God built this wonderful design called "corners" which he gifted to us in plenty



    Looks like she was lucky & the backpac took most of the damage tho
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    He did drop his bike for her, that should at least get head.

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    Emergency brake. Hes deserves no sex forever, all of them do.

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    I have heard of the wife being called the handbrake before but never seen the reason why until now.

    Does VPL now mean Visible Pirelli Line?

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    They all deserve what they get, I think I was able to count only one leather jacket in the whole bunch, all wearing fucking t shirts.
    That chicks arse hung over both sides of the rear tyre, a 400 section at least I reckon

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