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    Quote Originally Posted by Beemer
    Sounds like a new Tui billboard to me - Yeah, right!
    SERIOUS AS ,I DONT PAY 100S OF DOLLARS TO USE THE ROADS ONLY TO BE HELD UP BY THOSE SELFISH FUCKS, THE ROAD IS FOR MOTORVEHICLES .
    FARMERS DRIVE AROUND ON THE ROAD WITH DANGEROUS ,UNREGISTERED AND UNWARRENTED VEHICLES AND THE PIGS SHOULD HAVE A BLITZ

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    Quote Originally Posted by WINJA
    SERIOUS AS ,I DONT PAY 100S OF DOLLARS TO USE THE ROADS ONLY TO BE HELD UP BY THOSE SELFISH FUCKS, THE ROAD IS FOR MOTORVEHICLES .
    FARMERS DRIVE AROUND ON THE ROAD WITH DANGEROUS ,UNREGISTERED AND UNWARRENTED VEHICLES AND THE PIGS SHOULD HAVE A BLITZ
    Here bloody Here
    How does one vote for you ?
    Ive run out of fucks to give

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    Quote Originally Posted by WINJA
    SERIOUS AS ,I DONT PAY 100S OF DOLLARS TO USE THE ROADS ONLY TO BE HELD UP BY THOSE SELFISH FUCKS, THE ROAD IS FOR MOTORVEHICLES .
    FARMERS DRIVE AROUND ON THE ROAD WITH DANGEROUS ,UNREGISTERED AND UNWARRENTED VEHICLES AND THE PIGS SHOULD HAVE A BLITZ
    Yeah!....

    Damn sheep should be registered. Well have a IRD number, all sex workers have to have them now.
    The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"

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    Quote Originally Posted by NC
    Yeah!....

    Damn sheep should be registered. Well have a IRD number, all sex workers have to have them now.
    RIGHTO , SO YOU DO THE NIGHT SHIFT AS WELL

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    Quote Originally Posted by WINJA
    RIGHTO , SO YOU DO THE NIGHT SHIFT AS WELL
    I quit working when I heard you got "the bum aids"
    The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"

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    I just about hit a guy one night who was towing a really long trailer without lights. How iresponsible! And there I was innocently riding my racebike without lights on statehighway 1 at 160kmph.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WINJA
    SERIOUS AS ,I DONT PAY 100S OF DOLLARS TO USE THE ROADS ONLY TO BE HELD UP BY THOSE SELFISH FUCKS, THE ROAD IS FOR MOTORVEHICLES .
    FARMERS DRIVE AROUND ON THE ROAD WITH DANGEROUS ,UNREGISTERED AND UNWARRENTED VEHICLES AND THE PIGS SHOULD HAVE A BLITZ
    I've got a sharp knife and know how to use it. I reckon we should have a big BBQ and piss up next time. If the animals are on public road then they are public property, i.e. free food!
    Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.

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    WINJA, the soul of discretion, so subtle. Come down here and meet our new cow farmers, you will really bond I'm sure.

    FARMERS HEAR WINJA"S MESSAGE!!!! or he will YOUR F-CKING COWS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WINJA
    SERIOUS AS ,I DONT PAY 100S OF DOLLARS TO USE THE ROADS ONLY TO BE HELD UP BY THOSE SELFISH FUCKS, THE ROAD IS FOR MOTORVEHICLES .
    FARMERS DRIVE AROUND ON THE ROAD WITH DANGEROUS ,UNREGISTERED AND UNWARRENTED VEHICLES AND THE PIGS SHOULD HAVE A BLITZ
    I agree. Must be proof that we are now (still) a third world country. Where else in the world would one meet stock on a main highway?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WINJA
    SERIOUS AS ,I DONT PAY 100S OF DOLLARS TO USE THE ROADS ONLY TO BE HELD UP BY THOSE SELFISH FUCKS, THE ROAD IS FOR MOTORVEHICLES .
    FARMERS DRIVE AROUND ON THE ROAD WITH DANGEROUS ,UNREGISTERED AND UNWARRENTED VEHICLES AND THE PIGS SHOULD HAVE A BLITZ
    Hm. Actually , if it's not a State Highway, odds are the farmers pay more than anyone for the road, through their local body rates. Tolerance folks, what goes round comes round. Doubt any farmer WANTS to hold traffic up, but the beasties still have to get across the road. Its not really such a big deal, a few minutes delay. Next time , maybe wish the cockie a good day, and mention how bad the weather's been (always correct, the weather is always bad for farmers )? He may turn out to be quite a decent chap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion
    Hm. Actually , if it's not a State Highway, odds are the farmers pay more than anyone for the road, through their local body rates. Tolerance folks, what goes round comes round. Doubt any farmer WANTS to hold traffic up, but the beasties still have to get across the road. Its not really such a big deal, a few minutes delay. Next time , maybe wish the cockie a good day, and mention how bad the weather's been (always correct, the weather is always bad for farmers )? He may turn out to be quite a decent chap.
    Yea, if the cockies have the deciency to put someone 500 meters each side of the animal to slow traffic down. However some of them just carry on like nothing is happening and we come along at 100km/h (at least) and have to take emergeny counter measures to stop riding up the arse of a flock of sheep??? Stuff that! Also ever tried cornering at high speed with animal turds all over the road?
    Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by feistyredhead
    Well the ones with trailers and who do not use indicators!
    Thanks to one of them i wrote our gage off on tuesday....he was flying along at 100 i was at the same or even less then he decides to stop without indicating, so i had no chance of stopping and swerved over to the right and back again but with the speed i went to far got the gravel.
    And of course being a 4wd subaruru the other 2 tyres gripped and i was sling shotted over to the poor station wagon on the other side then spun and was rear ended by a van full of people!
    And all this while i had my 2 babies in the back... oh the bruises will go away and the police says my story matches up with the eye witnesses i.e. the poor guy i hit! he tried to say he indicated and was in his paddock when i hit what a load of toss pot! well kids are fine broke the booster seat i got wiplash we will be fine now as long as the other peole get their cars fixed all is good...only fair! since i played pinball on em...if that old guy wiggles out of it.....oh yes i am in morning for the car..but i have my other cage and the male has his bikes we are fine!...sorry if i insulted any farmers but i had to vent!

    Sounds like you weren't paying attention. I'm sorry your babies got hurt, but to me it sounds like you are the main contributor to your crash. Could easily have been a fatal - crossing the centreline out of control (in a 4x4 car no less) and having a head on crash with some other people, who it would appear were also not paying attention to what was going on in front of them. I think you'll be lucky not to be charged with Dangerous Driving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WINJA
    FUCKEN FARMERS PISS ME OFF , I CAME ACROSS ONE USING THE HIGHWAY TO SHIFT ABOUT 2000 SHEEP THEY TRIED TO WAVE ME DOWN BUT I GAVE THEM THE FINGER SAT ON MY HORN GOT THE SHEEP INTO A STAMPEDE AND RAN THEM TILL THEY WERE FALLING OVER , RACED PAST THE FARMERS AT THE OTHER END GAVE THEM THE FINGER TOO AND WHEELSTOOD AWAY , FUCKEN STUPID FARMERS , SHIT EVERYWHERE ON THE ROADS
    steady on mate....thats just stupid...your lucky one of those farmers didn't give u a fuckin hiding...

    I had a wanker in a 4X4 try that shit on me about 6-7yrs ago...and I was moving 1000 or so sheep along a private road [readrivate road]...the dick was going fishing through our farm by the river...we let all fish and game affiliated people have access...anyway...after tooting his horn reving his engine,etc...he meet up with me at the back....and he had a go at me before I started on him...he got out of his truck even to abuse me for having sheep covering the whole of the road [even though it was a private road]...I said nothing and was soooo fuckin furious....and alittle intimadated [was a pussy back then]....I got on the cellphone after he left to the boss....next thing he rips down the road to the river....next thing I saw was a 4x4 driving fuckin fast out of the farm with next to no windscreen....[boss was a hot head]...as alot of farmers are with dickheads...

    And I'll admit to smashing a front headlight once on a car for that sort of carry on...but thats another story...
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos
    steady on mate....thats just stupid...your lucky one of those farmers didn't give u a fuckin hiding...

    I had a wanker in a 4X4 try that shit on me about 6-7yrs ago...and I was moving 1000 or so sheep along a private road [readrivate road]...the dick was going fishing through our farm by the river...we let all fish and game affiliated people have access...anyway...after tooting his horn reving his engine,etc...he meet up with me at the back....and he had a go at me before I started on him...he got out of his truck even to abuse me for having sheep covering the whole of the road [even though it was a private road]...I said nothing and was soooo fuckin furious....and alittle intimadated [was a pussy back then]....I got on the cellphone after he left to the boss....next thing he rips down the road to the river....next thing I saw was a 4x4 driving fuckin fast out of the farm with next to no windscreen....[boss was a hot head]...as alot of farmers are with dickheads...

    And I'll admit to smashing a front headlight once on a car for that sort of carry on...but thats another story...
    THOSE FARMERS ARE WELCOME TO TRY AND GIVE ME A HIDING , IF ONE OF THEM DAMAGED ME OR MY BIKE THEIR FUCKED , I ALREADY HAD IT OUT WITH A RATHER LARGE FARMER AND HE BACKED DOWN LIKE A PUSSY

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    Quote Originally Posted by WINJA
    THOSE FARMERS ARE WELCOME TO TRY AND GIVE ME A HIDING , IF ONE OF THEM DAMAGED ME OR MY BIKE THEIR FUCKED , I ALREADY HAD IT OUT WITH A RATHER LARGE FARMER AND HE BACKED DOWN LIKE A PUSSY
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    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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