Oh, come on, I already repped you for an earlier post - I can't give you any more rep with out "spreading it around" first.Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket
Either way it appears that something was being eaten!(ba dom dom tish)
Still Ridin'
Oh, come on, I already repped you for an earlier post - I can't give you any more rep with out "spreading it around" first.Either way it appears that something was being eaten!
Motorbike Camping for the win!
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
Hehe
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
Playin' around
Two drums and a cymbol fell offa cliff . . . ba dom tish . . .Either way it appears that something was being eaten!
Oh god, that even makes me groan . . .
One hell of a ride.
I got worse
what did the red indian say when his hound fell off a cliff...........?
dog-gone.
Playin' around
Why did the mexican push his wife off a cliff?
(said with dodgy mexican accent)
tequila
The Loose Goose
I can't remember the exact wording, but the poster advertising today's Dominion Post had something like "my sexual urges were normal" on it. Kinda makes you want to buy the paper to find out what he classed as normal!
Sounds like she was a mail order bride and didn't fancy him. She was young, he was not, age old story! Chance would be a fine thing - 35 times a week, when did he sleep?
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
has left the building
*shrinks to very small size and creeps off to hide in corner*
Kerry
Forum whore
In the evening - Afterwards.
In the morning - Before.
But I don't believe 35 times a week. I mean, Friday night is brewers droop night, ain't it. So that's only 33 times a week.
Hardcore Biker
I suspect they're kidding KerryG.
*shrinks to very small size and creeps off to hide in corner*
I read the article in todays Dom Post (conveniently cut out and put on the wall in our library), and had a good chuckle. If he reckons he was going for 35 times, I'd say he was definitely trying for quantity and quality. And she never did admit whether or not the sex was GOOD.
Cos if it is, then you need less sleep (honest folks, I read it in New Scientist!).
It is easier to accept the message of the stars than the message of the salt desert. The stars speak of man's insignificance in the long eternity of time; the desert speaks of his insignificance right now. - Edwin Way Teale 1956
Hardcore Biker
5 times a day, seven days a week!? He must have one of those tiny little 2 inch/stroke engine.
Deus ex ukulele
Why did the ram fall off the cliff?
Because he didn't see the u-turn... (some of these jokes are better spoken than written)
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
One hell of a ride.
To measure that would require a very small scale. Whereas the difference between written and not mentioned at all.....
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