Results 1 to 9 of 9

Thread: Wish I had X-ray vision!

  1. #1
    Join Date
    15th September 2012 - 21:52
    Bike
    2010, Suzuki DR-Z400SM
    Location
    Mangawhai
    Posts
    150

    Wish I had X-ray vision!

    It's a bit cooler in the mornings now so all the cars that were parked outside overnight are misted over on the outside of the windows and mirrors making it real hard for me to guess what the driver might be about to do in front of me ... I'm assuming they have X-ray vision already to be able to see out around them as they drive ...

    It's tempting to pay the window washer guys at the lights to target the visually obscured drivers :-)

  2. #2
    Join Date
    25th March 2004 - 17:22
    Bike
    RZ496/Street 765RS/GasGas/ etc etc
    Location
    Wellington. . ok the hutt
    Posts
    21,373
    Blog Entries
    2
    I wouldn't waste it on driving that's for sure.

    One of funniest Drawn Together episodes when Captn Hero was using it to perve on the girls in the shower, side issue that it gave them Cancer. But think of the boobies.
    Don't you look at my accountant.
    He's the only one I've got.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    19th January 2012 - 08:11
    Bike
    2008 S40 Boulevard
    Location
    Aucks
    Posts
    273
    If I had X-ray vision, I would be a perv... no questions.
    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Connolly
    "The question is not, How far do we have to go?..............The question is, Do you have the constitution to go as far as is needed?".

  4. #4
    Join Date
    2nd October 2011 - 19:50
    Bike
    2000 Honda Hornet 600
    Location
    Auckland
    Posts
    2,428
    Quote Originally Posted by Monkfish View Post
    I would be a perv...
    Perv-ier, y'mean! LOL
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Your beliefs don't make you a better person, your behaviour does.

  5. #5
    Join Date
    7th July 2009 - 07:38
    Bike
    fluoro mess
    Location
    west is best
    Posts
    414
    it would be a bad thing really, you'd have crashed the first time you came up on a nice young lady in a car :P
    Education not Legislation

  6. #6
    Join Date
    14th July 2006 - 21:39
    Bike
    2015, Ducati Streetfighter
    Location
    Christchurch
    Posts
    9,081
    Blog Entries
    8
    X-Ray vision.

    Thought about this before - sounds good in theory - naked hotties everywhere (apply what ever gender you swing towards).


    I then ask you to do the following tomorrow. Go outside at lunch time and sit down somewhere public. Pay attention to ALL the people who walk past you, people of ALL genders. Come back tomorrow night and tell me if you still want to see them ALL naked.

  7. #7
    Join Date
    7th July 2009 - 07:38
    Bike
    fluoro mess
    Location
    west is best
    Posts
    414
    really though, if you had x-ray vision... wouldnt you just be seeing a bunch of skeletons walking round?
    Education not Legislation

  8. #8
    Join Date
    14th July 2006 - 21:39
    Bike
    2015, Ducati Streetfighter
    Location
    Christchurch
    Posts
    9,081
    Blog Entries
    8
    Quote Originally Posted by st00ji View Post
    really though, if you had x-ray vision... wouldnt you just be seeing a bunch of skeletons walking round?
    Nah - the really good high-tech X-Ray vision glasses only remove clothing ......... don't get the Wharehouse ones.

  9. #9
    Join Date
    9th August 2005 - 19:52
    Bike
    CBR450RR
    Location
    Hamilton
    Posts
    6,368
    Blog Entries
    77
    Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem

    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •