Who needs a helmet?

[Beemer]

This was in a story about a girl racer who left the scene of an accident in which one guy died:

Earlier yesterday police brought a motorcycle chase that started in Rotorua to a conclusion in Cambridge shortly before 3pm.

Sergeant Paul Francis of Cambridge police said a motorcyclist, without a helmet, had been seen riding at an excessive speed in Rotorua.

"Staff pursued the bike for a short distance but then abandoned the chase because the speed was just too dangerous," Mr Francis said.

"He was picked up again at Tirau, again staff pursued him, but again the chase had to be abandoned because of the speed the man was going," he said.

The man was later seen in Cambridge. "Staff managed to box him at low speed on a grass verge but he then accelerated straight into a stationary police car," he said. The man suffered minor head injuries.

"The guy was an absolute idiot, we're all just very thankful things finished up with a safe, happy ending," he said

Lucky - but VERY stupid guy!

[bugjuice]

he then accelerated straight into a stationary police car
wonder how long the police car had been stationary?

[inlinefour]

due to the fact that I'm so ugly , oh that and my eyes water at anything over 100km/h

[Beemer]

due to the fact that I'm so ugly , oh that and my eyes water at anything over 100km/h

I hope you've got the decency to wear a tinted or mirrored visor too!

[Brian d marge]

Yes I have Just read that ,,,,apparantly a commissioner from the central office of Darwinism is sending a fella to check to see if he has in fact qualified ,,,( I doubt it as he hasnt removed himself from the gene pool )

Oh well ...I will trundle down to the rego ,,office and pay the ACC componet of the rego Knowing that it will be used for the good of the common man ....

Any chance of me keeping 20 bucks in me pocket... as I dont want to pay for the medical care of that idiot ??? no thought not ...

Oh well ......

Stephen

[Wolf]

as I dont want to pay for the medical care of that idiot ??? no thought not ...

Yeah, because the chances are it wasn't him that paid for the rego on the bike - if it even had one.

The paper downstairs has "Police blame "girl" racer" and a pic of the wrecked bike - I thought that she'd hit a biker for a moment and was ready to get riled, but it turned out she hit a car and the pic pertained to the helmetless bloke.

[Big Dave]

Right now I'm making some ads for 'Cyber' full face helmets at $79!

[inlinefour]

I hope you've got the decency to wear a tinted or mirrored visor too!

AS I'm sooooo fugly it helps that they allways vear off the road and out of my way

[hondacmx450]

pitty thay got him her is always good to hear of someone doing something a little diff so you can live there venture as i would never do such a thing as to out run the law
thay dont have a x box i take it

[Beemer]

pitty thay got him her is always good to hear of someone doing something a little diff so you can live there venture as i would never do such a thing as to out run the law
thay dont have a x box i take it

Oh yeah, I live for a police chase, wearing no helmet so if I come off I am likely to mash my tiny little brain to a pulp and spend the rest of my life as a vegetable.

No he/she probably doesn't have an x box - if they did, they'd be shut away in the dark, playing with themselves.