Help your fellow biker

[Rhys]

Always happy to stop for anyone in a short skirt or low cut top, whether they need help or not

[onearmedbandit]

I'm on the road 5 minutes later with some warm fuzzies flowing as my good deed for the day was done. Come round a blind bend and theres a fekin' double bed square in the centre of my lane! I dont think I've ever thrown my bike that hard on it's side before, what a nasty bitch of an obstacle to dodge at highway speed.

Shiny side stayed up though, so no for you lot today.

Maybe if you had not been self-congratulating yourself so much and concentrating instead on your situation awareness the bed would have been less of an obstacle.

[unstuck]

Maybe if you had not been self-congratulating yourself so much and concentrating instead on your situation awareness the bed would have been less of an obstacle.

Theres one in every crowd.

[granstar]

Always happy to stop for anyone in a short skirt or low cut top, whether they need help or not

A mate did that at a set of lights, run onto karma, well close enough. Stopped to rubberneck a chick waiting for the cross signal. After a good drool,realised the lights had changed meantime so he gunned it and with mind in the gutter ran into a trailer being towed behind a car in front of him. The car owner stopped to check out the "bang" to find bike lying on the road, and rider lying in back of trailer with a dumb grin on.
Not going to mention any name but dude caused a road closure after Brass after being blown off his bike, he should go buy a lotto ticket.

[Phantom Limb]

Maybe if you had not been self-congratulating yourself so much and concentrating instead on your situation awareness the bed would have been less of an obstacle.

Had I collected it, it would have been my fastest bed entry since my wedding night

[swbarnett]

Well done.

Quick question: Did you stop and move the bed off the road?

[unstuck]

Im guessing no, but could be wrong. Found a couple of round bales in the road on the way to a job one morning, shit those things are heavy. Luckily I was in my 4x4 and ended up pushing them off the road in that.

[awayatc]

Had to take some swift evasive action one wet wintery night to avoid a mattress parked in the middle of a winding taranaki backroad.......

Should make reflectors compulsory on the damned things.......?

[insomnia01]

Give that man a DB

[Phantom Limb]

Well done.

Quick question: Did you stop and move the bed off the road?

I stopped... to check my undies.
A couple of cars stopped behind me though so I left it up to them, considering one was towing a trailer I assumed that the thing belonged to him and was once attached to said trailer.

[swbarnett]

I stopped... to check my undies.
A couple of cars stopped behind me though so I left it up to them, considering one was towing a trailer I assumed that the thing belonged to him and was once attached to said trailer.

And fair enough to.

[reggie1198]

I did however learn that karma is a feking lie!
I'm on the road 5 minutes later with some warm fuzzies flowing as my good deed for the day was done. Come round a blind bend and theres a fekin' double bed square in the centre of my lane! I dont think I've ever thrown my bike that hard on it's side before, what a nasty bitch of an obstacle to dodge at highway speed. :mad.

You obviously missed the naked blonde laying spread eagled on the bed, horny as hell.
Her name was Karma, and you blew right by.