Questions you're too embarrassed to ask

**Maha** · 22nd February 2008, 17:31

Why is there no cheese in cheesecake?

**McDuck** · 22nd February 2008, 17:32

Originally Posted by maha man

Why is there no cheese in cheesecake?

because it was invented by a laber goverment

**Krusti** · 22nd February 2008, 17:32

Why is it that the older you get the more your shit stinks?.........

**Maha** · 22nd February 2008, 17:34

Originally Posted by Mcduck5n

because it was invented by a laber goverment

Thank you....thats cleared that up for me, hxc where are you!.....

**Maha** · 22nd February 2008, 17:35

Originally Posted by Krusti

Why is it that the older you get the more your shit stinks?.........

Apparently mine doesnt.....unless i have been on rum....

**hospitalfood** · 22nd February 2008, 17:37

Originally Posted by Krusti

Why is it that the older you get the more your shit stinks?.........

because we are slowly dying, rotting from the inside out.
babys smell ok, but check out the smell in a really old persons house.

**hospitalfood** · 22nd February 2008, 17:39

why do I keep getting my cock stuck in my bike ??

**Soul.Trader** · 22nd February 2008, 17:40

Originally Posted by Mcduck5n

exhaust guard?

Too small - it's just a tiny little removable odd piece.

Originally Posted by maha man

Why is there no cheese in cheesecake?

??? There is cheese in cheesecake. Cream chese to be precise.

**breakaway** · 22nd February 2008, 18:27

What happens if you accidentally start fueling up, and then realise you just dumped a couple liters of diesel into the bike? Obviously first thing is to close fuel tap (that is if the bike has one), what is the next step? Start draining? Drain float bowls etc?

**Maha** · 22nd February 2008, 18:46

Originally Posted by Soul.Trader

Too small - it's just a tiny little removable odd piece.

??? There is cheese in cheesecake. Cream chese to be precise.

Yeah, but not Edam or Cheddar or Blue Vein....

**Trudes** · 22nd February 2008, 18:59

Is it ok for guys to dye their hair when it starts to go grey, or is that just gay?

**Storm** · 22nd February 2008, 21:16

Its ok if they dont mind everyone knowing they're vain poofs

**McDuck** · 22nd February 2008, 21:21

Originally Posted by breakaway

What happens if you accidentally start fueling up, and then realise you just dumped a couple liters of diesel into the bike? Obviously first thing is to close fuel tap (that is if the bike has one), what is the next step? Start draining? Drain float bowls etc?

If you put in bugger all then put in the highest octance you can and cross your finders.

I wouldnt try this with a bike but a car i would.

A bike i would just pull the fule hose of the tap, shove another hose on with it going t=into a bucket, set the tap to prime and drain the tank.