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    Quotable Quota Quotes

    I reckon I've heard them all, but maybe not.

    Post up your quota quotes, I could use a laugh.

    Here's a starter

    "Quota? Nah, there used to be a quota, now we can write as many as we like"

    Go on, you know you want to..........

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    Motorcycling is recognized as dangerous under current legislation ... So quota's no longer apply to motorcycles.
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    fail thread fails.

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    "They only pull people over to fill their 'quota'. It's got nothing to do with the speeding".

    Funniest one though, the guy who works for me. Indignant that a cop would sit at the end of the street, the RSA is on at 10pm. "They only sit there because they know they're gonna catch people"...Ummm, yeah.

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    There's no fucking apostrophe needed in quotas.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    There's no fucking apostrophe needed in, "quotas".
    Isn't that, more correct?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    There's no fucking quotas.
    There ... fixed it for you ...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Quota? Nah. But If I write 2 more before 3 o'clock I win a set of steak knives......

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    At the Nuremburg trials Germans who tried to hide behind "I was only following orders...."

    were still found guilty.....

    So as long as you can live with what you do for a living .......
    Opinions are like arseholes: Everybody has got one, but that doesn't mean you got to air it in public all the time....

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    Quota? Hell no! I've already got my quota. You I'm just doing for fun
    If you are what you eat, then I'm fast, cheap and easy
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    Quote Originally Posted by awayatc View Post
    At the Nuremburg trilas Germans who tried to hide behind "I was only following orders...."

    were still found guilty.....

    So as long as you can live with what you do for a living .......
    Interesting.

    Did the Nuremburg Trilas work?

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    "Na we got rid of quotas, just have KPI's now"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve View Post
    "Na we got rid of quotas, just have KPI's now"
    Or are they contacts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rastuscat View Post
    Interesting.

    Did the Nuremburg Trilas work?
    Typical

    not only following letter of the law

    only able to see a typo.

    How anal cops decide to police will depend on each individual arsehole I suppose

    some are just naturals.....
    Opinions are like arseholes: Everybody has got one, but that doesn't mean you got to air it in public all the time....

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    I have no problem with cops having targets, how do the front line men and women's boss know if they're doing the job properly or not?

    I might have asked this before. Id the money gathered from traffic infringements, included in the national budget though? There's a moral question raised if it is, what with the government banking on citizens breaking the law. If there is not it must be a surplus, and I've never heard of where the money goes.

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