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    The Cowboy way, a bit like bikers really. Draw your own conclusions!

    The Code Of The West: You've heard of it. Seen it at play. Here it is.
    "Back in the days when the cowman with his herds made a new frontier, there was no law on the range. Lack of written law made it necessary for him to frame some of his own, thus developing a rule of behavior which became known as the "Code of the West." These homespun laws, being merely a gentleman’s agreement to certain rules of conduct for survival, were never written into statutes, but were respected everywhere on the range.

    Though the Code of the West was always unwritten, here is a "loose" list of some of the guidelines:

    Don't inquire into a person's past. Take the measure of a man for what he is today.

    Never steal another man's horse. A horse thief pays with his life.

    Defend yourself whenever necessary.

    Look out for your own.

    Remove your guns before sitting at the dining table.

    Never order anything weaker than whiskey.

    Don't make a threat without expecting dire consequences.

    Never pass anyone on the trail without saying "Howdy".

    When approaching someone from behind, give a loud greeting before you get within shooting range.

    Don't wave at a man on a horse, as it might spook the horse. A nod is the proper greeting.

    After you pass someone on the trail, don't look back at him. It implies you don't trust him.

    Riding another man's horse without his permission is nearly as bad as making love to his wife. Never even bother another man's horse.

    Always fill your whiskey glass to the brim.

    A cowboy doesn't talk much; he saves his breath for breathing.

    No matter how weary and hungry you are after a long day in the saddle, always tend to your horse's needs before your own, and get your horse some feed before you eat.

    Cuss all you want, but only around men, horses and cows.

    Complain about the cooking and you become the cook.

    Always drink your whiskey with your gun hand, to show your friendly intentions.

    Do not practice ingratitude.

    A cowboy is pleasant even when out of sorts. Complaining is what quitters do, and cowboys hate quitters.

    Always be courageous. Cowards aren't tolerated in any outfit worth its salt.

    "The Code of the West was a gentleman's agreement to certain rules of conduct. It was never written into the statutes, but it was respected everywhere on the range. "

    -- Ramon F. Adams

    A cowboy always helps someone in need, even a stranger or an enemy.

    Never try on another man's hat.

    Be hospitable to strangers. Anyone who wanders in, including an enemy, is welcome at the dinner table. The same was true for riders who joined cowboys on the range.

    Give your enemy a fighting chance.

    Never wake another man by shaking or touching him, as he might wake suddenly and shoot you.

    Real cowboys are modest. A braggert who is "all gurgle and no guts" is not tolerated.

    Be there for a friend when he needs you.

    Drinking on duty is grounds for instant dismissal and blacklisting.

    A cowboy is loyal to his "brand," to his friends, and those he rides with.

    Cowboy drinking

    Always fill your whiskey glass to the brim.



    Never shoot an unarmed or unwarned enemy. This was also known as "the rattlesnake code": always warn before you strike. However, if a man was being stalked, this could be ignored.

    Never shoot a woman no matter what.

    Consideration for others is central to the code, such as: Don't stir up dust around the chuckwagon, don't wake up the wrong man for herd duty, etc.

    Respect the land and the environment by not smoking in hazardous fire areas, disfiguring rocks, trees, or other natural areas.

    Honesty is absolute - your word is your bond, a handshake is more binding than a contract.

    Live by the Golden Rule.


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    Redneck mother fuckers ya,ll.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Redneck mother fuckers ya,ll.
    Yee-fuckin'-haw
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bren View Post
    The Code Of The West: You've heard of it. Seen it at play. Here it is.
    "Back in the days when the cowman with his herds made a new frontier, there was no law on the range. Lack of written law made it necessary for him to frame some of his own, thus developing a rule of behavior which became known as the "Code of the West." These homespun laws, being merely a gentleman’s agreement to certain rules of conduct for survival, were never written into statutes, but were respected everywhere on the range.

    Though the Code of the West was always unwritten, here is a "loose" list of some of the guidelines:

    Don't inquire into a person's past. Take the measure of a man for what he is today.

    Never steal another man's horse. A horse thief pays with his life.

    Defend yourself whenever necessary.

    Look out for your own.

    Remove your guns before sitting at the dining table.

    Never order anything weaker than whiskey.

    Don't make a threat without expecting dire consequences.

    Never pass anyone on the trail without saying "Howdy".

    When approaching someone from behind, give a loud greeting before you get within shooting range.

    Don't wave at a man on a horse, as it might spook the horse. A nod is the proper greeting.

    After you pass someone on the trail, don't look back at him. It implies you don't trust him.

    Riding another man's horse without his permission is nearly as bad as making love to his wife. Never even bother another man's horse.

    Always fill your whiskey glass to the brim.

    A cowboy doesn't talk much; he saves his breath for breathing.

    No matter how weary and hungry you are after a long day in the saddle, always tend to your horse's needs before your own, and get your horse some feed before you eat.

    Cuss all you want, but only around men, horses and cows.

    Complain about the cooking and you become the cook.

    Always drink your whiskey with your gun hand, to show your friendly intentions.

    Do not practice ingratitude.

    A cowboy is pleasant even when out of sorts. Complaining is what quitters do, and cowboys hate quitters.

    Always be courageous. Cowards aren't tolerated in any outfit worth its salt.

    "The Code of the West was a gentleman's agreement to certain rules of conduct. It was never written into the statutes, but it was respected everywhere on the range. "

    -- Ramon F. Adams

    A cowboy always helps someone in need, even a stranger or an enemy.

    Never try on another man's hat.

    Be hospitable to strangers. Anyone who wanders in, including an enemy, is welcome at the dinner table. The same was true for riders who joined cowboys on the range.

    Give your enemy a fighting chance.

    Never wake another man by shaking or touching him, as he might wake suddenly and shoot you.

    Real cowboys are modest. A braggert who is "all gurgle and no guts" is not tolerated.

    Be there for a friend when he needs you.

    Drinking on duty is grounds for instant dismissal and blacklisting.

    A cowboy is loyal to his "brand," to his friends, and those he rides with.

    Cowboy drinking

    Always fill your whiskey glass to the brim.



    Never shoot an unarmed or unwarned enemy. This was also known as "the rattlesnake code": always warn before you strike. However, if a man was being stalked, this could be ignored.

    Never shoot a woman no matter what.

    Consideration for others is central to the code, such as: Don't stir up dust around the chuckwagon, don't wake up the wrong man for herd duty, etc.

    Respect the land and the environment by not smoking in hazardous fire areas, disfiguring rocks, trees, or other natural areas.

    Honesty is absolute - your word is your bond, a handshake is more binding than a contract.

    Live by the Golden Rule.
    Sounds like you been/are there cowboy. Fuck all, in this day and age, follow the above. ,A few do but not many. A shame not to trust others but that is the way of the world now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bren View Post
    Drinking on duty is grounds for instant dismissal and blacklisting.
    Ha ha, you are in the wrong job.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bren View Post
    Respect the land and the environment by not smoking in hazardous fire areas, disfiguring rocks, trees, or other natural areas.
    'kin hippies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Redneck mother fuckers ya,ll.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    'Best thing about the death penalty in Texas? Less Texans.' - Carlin, G.
    In fact they are real good folk...been over there myself and Texans were the most hospitable of the lot!


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    Quote Originally Posted by T.W.R View Post
    I prefered sparky in demented are go, or this........

    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bren View Post
    Don't wave at a man on a horse, as it might spook the horse. A nod is the proper greeting.
    The kb wave: origins...

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    What's this about not riding another man's whores?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bren View Post
    In fact they are real good folk...been over there myself and Texans were the most hospitable of the lot!
    Likewise!
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