Southland cowshit warning

**Taxythingy** · 7th August 2013, 23:30

Originally Posted by Berries

Perhaps they should try some innovation that keeps all the shit contained on the truck.

DairyNZ tried that. www.dairynz.co.nz/file/fileid/42737

Too bad there's a pack of _wit transport companies that charge 5c less per head and can't be assed upgrading their trucks, and they're tag-teaming a bunch of money-hungry yokel farmers that once gave a sh_t but dropped it on the road somewhere.

No, that can't be right. I'm sure they're all nice fluffy bunnies and not invading the McKenzie country with plans of indoor dairying. No, still doesn't sound 100% Pe-ewre.

**unstuck** · 8th August 2013, 05:36

Originally Posted by Bren

Just blame it all on the cow cockies.....After all it is what built this country...the farming....the hard work, the innovation!

No one blamed it on the cockeys mate, this thread is about cow shit on the road, not about who is responsible for getting it there.

**awa355** · 8th August 2013, 08:01

Why is it, that you can ride a 100ks, cross one or two 4metre wide cow crossings in a milisec, and that supplys half the crap that sticks to your bike?

**unstuck** · 8th August 2013, 08:12

Originally Posted by awa355

Why is it, that you can ride a 100ks, cross one or two 4metre wide cow crossings in a milisec, and that supplys half the crap that sticks to your bike?

Cos its sticky shit, thats why.

**F5 Dave** · 8th August 2013, 11:35

Yeah last time I was down souf enjoying the countryside I spent a lot of time thinking that this isn't doing our clean green image much good with the tourists that shit is smeared all over the roads. can stink too.
On a bike it can get sprayed up over your leathers. Little Jimmy washing the car for a fiver is exposed to it.

Some serious fines should be imposed till these cunts fit some proper traps. I mean c'mon how is it legal to spread slippery shit over the roads? Un-secure load should cover that.

What happens if we ever have some cow like outbreak we wish to contain?

So it makes beef more expensive. Can't imagine it will be of much impact when supermarkets are responsible for most the the ticket clipping.

but seriously they are spreading shit over the country. They need a good kicking.

**scumdog** · 8th August 2013, 13:03

Originally Posted by F5 Dave

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Some serious fines should be imposed till these cunts fit some proper traps. I mean c'mon how is it legal to spread slippery shit over the roads? Un-secure load should cover that.

....they are spreading shit over the country. They need a good kicking.

The farmers representative made sure that 'insecure load' type legislation did not include cow/sheep/mammoth shit wot fell onto our roads from trucks.

Only bricks, anvils and dirigibles etc count...

**F5 Dave** · 8th August 2013, 14:08

So, what do we have to do? Find the owners of these transporting firms & liberally spray effluent from their house all the way to little Jennifer's school till their wife stops talking to them & they decide to stop being such cunts? After all its not illegal it appears.

**F5 Dave** · 8th August 2013, 14:14

Funnily enough I was just posting this image into an email

**Asher** · 8th August 2013, 14:23

Suddenly sounds like the text dung campaign wasn't so stupid after all....

**MIXONE** · 8th August 2013, 14:35

Wellington bullshit warning.
Anywhere close to the Beehive is very dangerous...

**awa355** · 8th August 2013, 14:43

Originally Posted by scumdog

The farmers representative made sure that 'insecure load' type legislation did not include cow/sheep/mammoth shit wot fell onto our roads from trucks.

Only bricks, anvils and dirigibles etc count...

That legislation works. I hardly ever run over a brick on the road these days.

**granstar** · 9th August 2013, 19:07

Unfortunately as well as cow shit everywhere, we have cars on the roads down here too.

Yeah and thanks for giving us cluster flies and fukng our fresh water fishing too, at least the bovines do a bit of a clean up, it's really not enough ...