
Originally Posted by
Oakie
The story is better if narrated and dramatically presented but I'll give you the guts of it.
Mrs Oakie and I were riding around Gebbies Pass one day when we rounded a corner and found a bike on it's side in the middle of the road. Off in the long grass to the side of the road was a biker a bit worse for wear and being tended to by a car driver. We parked safely and then I trotted back to render assistance. The guy was conscious but had been unconscious. After I gave the guy a bit of a check over and he asked me to remove his helmet. I said "better if you do it yourself" but he insisted I do it. I did it as shown in my first aid refresher and it came off like a shell off a hard boiled egg. He sat up and complained bitterly about a sore hip. He then tried to get up to his feet but it was obvious he was in real pain and was quite damaged. I told him just to lie there and wait for the ambulance. He said he couldn't afford to stay there in case the cops arrived as he was on bail. He'd just riden from the pub. Sort of explained the crash.
Shortly after, some of his mates turned up in a car and he was determined to leave with them. He manouvered over to a fence with the idea of using it to support himself to a standing position. I told him not to as he risked worsening the damage. He ignored me and started climbing using the fence post for support. Just as got almost erect there was an audible crack! and he fell to the ground in agony. "My God" I thought ... ". His leg bone just snapped.
When he retained his composure though, he advised us in no uncertain terms that the fence he'd grapped on to was in fact an electric fence and he'd received a cow sized shock which caused the 'crack' and dumped him back on the ground in agony.
And that's my tale!
Haha that is an awesome tale!!! I shall tell that next week!!
Thank you Mom for the donation of the helmet! Much appreciated. Thank you.
Had an interesting night. 1 radiator hose off and a pretty fountain of fluids lol. And a bunch of very happy kids sitting on bikes and learning how and when to remove helmets. Even the little 6yo had a go.
Next term will be very interesting for anyone wanting to help with a national training scenario. I'm hoping to include a written off bike or 2, patients and spectators. We're also looking for other hazards that we could play with.
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
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