What about 'pissed off yet?'
or 'how's my riding - dial 0800 eat shit'
What about 'pissed off yet?'
or 'how's my riding - dial 0800 eat shit'
lmao. My partner would like that one. My introduction to a pillion ride on his ZX12 was a two up wheelie just short of 200km onto the motorway.Originally Posted by What?
On the more serious side of things, saw one on a bike that said "In the event of accident do NOT remove my helmet unless you are a medically trained professional."





Where can I get one of these ??Originally Posted by jrandom
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Matt Thompson
Matt: I'm sure we can find someone to make you one - I may be able to get it done - interested? (shall I put one on my Duc?)Originally Posted by matthewt





Nah I was just taking the piss!!Originally Posted by Lynda Blair
BTW what's the deal with the plate on the monster ?? It doesn't really make as much sense as it did on the Beemer. I have a cool plate idea for you, I'll PM it.
Matt Thompson
It would appear so!Originally Posted by marty
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"Women & cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." Bruce Graham
matt - i took an augusta for a blast up the kaimais on saturday - and i thought everyone looked at the aprilia! sweet bike dude. wish i had the $. you are one of the priveledged few.
Haven't seen your pm yet.Originally Posted by matthewt
I swapped plates when I was going to sell the Beemer. Then changed my mind half a dozen times re selling, but am now definitely going to sell the BM - I don't want to ride it anymore as I always want to ride the Duc.
So it now stands for...... MY R(acer)! BugSplat has given me a wee sticker for it, have a look next time you see it. (do you know who BugSplat is??)
I might trade the BM on an S4 Monster - have a couple of options to look at. Why does a girl need two Monsters? Because she can, of course!





Yer, I emailed it.Originally Posted by Lynda Blair
What you should do is trade your BM and the Monster and get a Brutale !! But I'm biased I suppose.
Why do you want an S4 ?? (aprt from because you can) ??
Matt Thompson





I'm guessing Mr Youart ?? (only person I know with an R1).Originally Posted by Lynda Blair
Matt Thompson
I saw a bumper stick (on a car) this morning that said:
"Women who want equality with men have no ambition!"![]()
Not sure what I want on my bike...possibly "Please be nice or f*ck off... I'm still learning!"
My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.
mean people suck!!!
Nice people swallow.
Your body is a temple.
Mine is an amusement park.
Real Scotsmen wear kilts.
Because sheep can hear a zipper at 500 yards.
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Its not a Ber belly, its a fuel tank for a sex machine!!!1
If you are not going to introduce yourself BACK OFF!
yeah, you guessed it.Originally Posted by matthewt
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