Bike bumper stickers?

**Karl08** · 14th February 2009, 19:00

"Your mum says hi"

"Any closer and I demand dinner and wine first"

**fridayflash** · 14th February 2009, 19:53

"Remember the two second rule"

**Lonebull** · 14th February 2009, 20:33

Originally Posted by BugSplat

If your bike had a bumper & a bumper sticker thereon what would it say?

My current favorite would be:

If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could
Drive A Little Better.

How about

" If my missus rode like this bike does, I'd be home right now"

**BASS-TREBLE** · 15th February 2009, 12:18

How about a plain "YOU TAILGATING CUNT!" ?

**twotyred** · 15th February 2009, 13:01

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Holy thread dredge Batman!

reckon... 5 years! surely some sort of record?

**DougB** · 15th February 2009, 23:30

I am going to put on the back of a visibilaty vest:-

"You have just been passed by a motorscooter"

In the states they even have tee shirts with the above and one for
Princesbandit

"You have just been passed by a girl on a motorscooter"

400cc Burgman maxi scooter riders