Things you say to yourself in your helmet when riding!

**Metal Doctor** · 29th October 2012, 14:47

thought it would be funny to hear the things you say/shout to yourself in your helmet when your out riding!

heres a few from me

"fukfukfukfukfukfuuuuuuuuuuuk!! Woo! made it!"

"shit, coppers!"

"oooofffffffff!! oww, thats gonna hurt tomorrow"

**Reido** · 29th October 2012, 14:50

"Raindrops keep falling on my head..... etc "

or rather helmet.

**Maha** · 29th October 2012, 14:52

''Jeez I hope that Metal Doctor aint out riding the same roads as me today''.

**Gremlin** · 29th October 2012, 15:12

Originally Posted by Maha

''Jeez I hope that Metal Doctor aint out riding the same roads as me today''.

*peers at bike*

Ah, KTM, hooligan toys, explains it...

**Tigadee** · 29th October 2012, 15:24

"Hello! You gotta be kidding me!" (at cager going slow in fast lane)

**G4L4XY** · 29th October 2012, 15:27

I laugh when I see a speed camera van facing towards me (no plate) hahaha

"fuck this wind is bull****!!!"

**bogan** · 29th October 2012, 15:31

wide entry, cut in to the apex, sightline, throttle, wide exit... and repeat

or

da-da-da da-da-da daah (you know, that low pitched chase music) when I feel like the v-twin ambiance could be enhanced

**Metal Doctor** · 29th October 2012, 15:35

Originally Posted by Gremlin

*peers at bike*

Ah, KTM, hooligan toys, explains it...

Hey thats bikeist!

i'am though.haha

but only on the dirt now, coz if i ride on the roads i may aswell go and hand myself into the police.

**FJRider** · 29th October 2012, 15:36

Oooop's ..........

**haydes55** · 29th October 2012, 16:34

Most common phrase "fuck you wanker" or "how the fuck did you get a licence?"

Commuting is stressful sometimes.

**Maha** · 29th October 2012, 16:37

Originally Posted by Gremlin

*peers at bike*

Ah, KTM, hooligan toys, explains it...

From the Nirvana thread...

''I used to get up at sunrise just to ride her majestys highways like they were my own personal race tracks.

Since i've been in NZ all my riding has been on the dirt, doing trail rides and eating sand at woodhill! As much as this feeds my desire for speed and riding like a twat i am longing for the feel of tarmac, the scream of a big 4, the punch of a V twin, but most of all i miss the cornering.....from the moment you spot the corner coming, sliding your arse off the seat, bang down through the gears, waiting till the last moment before diving in, the rmp's peak as you lean to the edge, the sensation of a knee slider dragging, the feel of a tyre on the edge of grip, hit the apex, start winding on the power, she's fightin you all the way! rear breaks traction just a little! the front lifts! 3rd!4th!5th gear! chin on the tank, tuck in behind the faring as tight as possible ready for the next one''

**huff3r** · 29th October 2012, 16:43

Originally Posted by haydes55

Most common phrase "fuck you wanker" or "how the fuck did you get a licence?"

Commuting is stressful sometimes.

Hamilton? I feel your pain. Far too many cereal box licences.

Mine tends to be similar... "You F**KING D**K" etc.

**haydes55** · 29th October 2012, 16:48

Originally Posted by huff3r

Hamilton? I feel your pain. Far too many cereal box licences.

Mine tends to be similar... "You F**KING D**K" etc.

Yup, not every day but a lot more idiots than there should be.

On a side note, I've driven through Otara once in my life in a bright red car and had 4 close calls in the time it took to drive through

Had people indicating left then turning right cutting me off, people just changing into my lane while I was overtaking them etc. I would rather walk through Otara than ride through on a motorbike.