F%#@ing Cat!

[buggerit]

Cayenne pepper is mint... I put it in a few spots in the house where she thought was a good place to slash, rubbed her nose in all the spots and presto won't even think about wizzing inside again

Might work on the cat too

[Road kill]

Just wait until you think it will probably be curled up nice an warm then sneak up an scare the shit out of it.

Won't take to much of that before it gives it away.

Failing that just take a lump of wood an kill the fucker,,,,when ya' misses ain't home ya' big pussy.

[the oldstuff]

cayenne pepper mixed with vasaline, spread on a cloth tapped to the seat will do the trick. He will try to outrun the burn...forever!

I've heard of someone doing something similar to this with a condom after he found his girlfriend cheating....

[Bikemad]

buy a cheapo bullshit mousetrap from the $2 shop.........set it....leave it on the seat.........job done

[Kornholio]

Might work on the cat too

I don't have a cat... :/

[unstuck]

Tin of sardines, leave in the sun for a day or 2, open tin for pussy to enjoy, by by pussy cat.

[awa355]

Tin of sardines, leave in the sun for a day or 2, open tin for pussy to enjoy, by by pussy cat.

Fishy smell,

I knew someone would bring up the subject of sex.

[Juniper]

I have the same'ish problem. My house is in the middle of cat territory wars so I often find that someone has sprayed on my bike cover.


Though this is what happens when you enter my house unwelcomed and threaten and terrorise my little Adolf and Eva.

Water torture is among my many talents.

I let this one live to give a message to the others.

[buggerit]

I have the same'ish problem. My house is in the middle of cat territory wars so I often find that someone has sprayed on my bike cover.


Though this is what happens when you enter my house unwelcomed and threaten and terrorise my little Adolf and Eva.

Water torture is among my many talents.

I let this one live to give a message to the others.

So, did pissing on the cat work? I think it may be a bit harsh

[Juniper]

So, did pissing on the cat work? I think it may be a bit harsh

Haha that was the shower and organic dish soap (as suggested by the vet when I asked for cat poison to make them sick not to kill them)

[wysper]

I have the same'ish problem. My house is in the middle of cat territory wars so I often find that someone has sprayed on my bike cover.


Though this is what happens when you enter my house unwelcomed and threaten and terrorise my little Adolf and Eva.

Water torture is among my many talents.

I let this one live to give a message to the others.

hahahaha that is one angry looking cat. Also looks like it is memorising who did this and already plotting revenge.

[jorxster]

you guys crack me up! classic...
the video was hilarious!

Definitely given me a few ideas, like the mouse traps... brilliant.
I wish I could have motion activated cameras too, that would be brilliant.

The frustrating thing is I just can't catch the cat in the act- I do frequently go out and shake the cover to scare it- but he's never there! Time will tell...

[wysper]

SHame you don't see it.
Another non lethal way is dried peas in a slingshot.
Hurts but doesn't kill - or at least - hasn't so far.

[Akzle]

40gr of lead. Delivered at about 1300 fps.

Or set a bunch of leghold traps around the bike(attach to the bike, or the cat will go home with jewelery and youll have some whining asshole going on about their right to not look after animals)

paintballs in the freezer goes good, too, or 68cal ball bearings. Just watch the bike. That shit makes big holes.

[st00ji]

that BB gun looks very affordable for what sounds like decent quality. we have a plague of cats here, and our own is too much of a pussy (lol) to chase any of them off.

ended up getting one of those fancy magnetic cat doors to keep one particularly cheeky one from coming inside and stealing food / spraying.

junipers pic of wet pussy (double lol) gladdens my heart. have dreamed up many ways of catching the little bastards while waiting for the cat door to be sorted... throwing rocks doesnt seem to be doing the trick.