F%#@ing Cat!

**Kornholio** · 5th October 2013, 20:14

Originally Posted by Akzle

paintballs in the freezer goes good, too.

You know, that is so simple and a bit more painful haha

**wingnutt** · 11th October 2013, 16:07

Man i can get real old quick when having to put hand on cats piss when taking cover off.

I think I tried it all, rat traps left a bit of hair behind, and me feeling wonderful, but it was soon back at it again.

spent upwards of $100 buying all sorts of shit and some of it worked, for time, then it cam back.

The only thing that worked was trap the bastard (was tempted to drown the shit ) but spca will take it.

If you talk nicely to spca, they will supply the trap and the bait.

no trouble since

**Akzle** · 11th October 2013, 17:22

Originally Posted by wingnutt

If you talk nicely to spca, they will supply the trap and the bait.

no trouble since

fuck that. A leghold is about 8$. Itll catch every cat in the hood.
A tap on the noggin with a hammer will send them to the 'shit in the neighbours vege patch' in the sky...
Or you could piss on them and let them go, like our mate jun'

**TimeOut** · 12th October 2013, 06:11

A Timms possum trap with meat as bait

**Maha** · 12th October 2013, 06:50

Originally Posted by Kornholio

Cayenne pepper is mint...

No, mint is mint, cayenne pepper is way hotter and does not go with lamb that well.

**Akzle** · 12th October 2013, 07:15

Originally Posted by Maha

No, mint is mint, cayenne pepper is way hotter and does not go with lamb that well.

it does if you do it morrocan style in a cast iron skillet with rosemary and smally diced kumara and carrot. And falafel. I fuken love falafel.

**varminter** · 12th October 2013, 19:13

Cats, you can skin 'em but you can't pluck 'em. Ask me how I know.

**98tls** · 12th October 2013, 19:42

Originally Posted by Akzle

40gr of lead. Delivered at about 1300 fps.

Or set a bunch of leghold traps around the bike(attach to the bike, or the cat will go home with jewelery and youll have some whining asshole going on about their right to not look after animals)

paintballs in the freezer goes good, too, or 68cal ball bearings. Just watch the bike. That shit makes big holes.

Might give that a go on the little black cunts roaming our street lately doing there mindess shit though the good news is theres one less to be bothered with as the bloke down the road that does shift work came home to find a fat one struggling to get over his back fence so hauled him back down knocked his teeth out and dragged him all the way out to the street and left him there crying

Crying for fuck sake jesus there despicable creatures.

**Akzle** · 12th October 2013, 19:56

Originally Posted by 98tls

Might give that a go on the little black cunts roaming our street lately doing there mindess shit though the good news is theres one less to be bothered with as the bloke down the road that does shift work came home to find a fat one struggling to get over his back fence so hauled him back down knocked his teeth out and dragged him all the way out to the street and left him there crying

Crying for fuck sake jesus there despicable creatures.

you know whats despicable? Youre grammer for fucksake.