I think Mary Carey is about to be on...

[ManDownUnder]

One of the work guys asked her to autograph the back of his shirt. She said that she normally does the front. So she signed her name, drew a little arrow pointing downwards and bent down and planted a big lip-print right on his old fella.

Literally on it... or on the clothing covering it???

I mean - if anyone was going to pay somthing lip service - it'd be her right?

[Lou Girardin]

Literally on it... or on the clothing covering it???

I mean - if anyone was going to pay somthing lip service - it'd be her right?

On his fly, he wasn't game to hang it out in the middle of the street.

[ManDownUnder]

On his fly, he wasn't game to hang it out in the middle of the street.

Good call - he might have gotten his cum uppance (esp when he got home... "hey - is that lipstick on your todger... and what're you doing on the telly...?")

[Lou Girardin]

Good call - he might have gotten his cum uppance (esp when he got home... "hey - is that lipstick on your todger... and what're you doing on the telly...?")

I tried to tell my wife that shagging a porn star is not adultery, it's more of a professional consultation.
She didn't agree.

[Storm]

Its more. how do you say it, "trophy shagging"- you're only doing it so you can brag about it and show it off

[ManDownUnder]

I tried to tell my wife that shagging a porn star is not adultery, it's more of a professional consultation.
She didn't agree.

Maybe you could ask if you're allowed to meat one?

Argue the symatics/spelling issue afterwards?

[Phurrball]

A "decent" section?

: Ahhh, the beauty of double entende!

[idb]

So....is singing not meeting all of Ms Carey's bills these days?