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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    they're? how many you got?
    I'll donate to the cause...

    I think he means that he is often offered ameny daily! Which is an upsetting thought in itself.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones
    Yummy!

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    The trouser snakes? I always thought you were a bit suspect
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    Nothing like playing with the boys lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones
    Nothing like playing with the boys lol

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    Your TopGun attitude has gone to far...

    First house bitch, now trouser snakes... Have you told your parents yet?? (p/t)


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    I do not know if this advice is correct or not (perhaps some of the South African KB members may be able to confirm or deny), Anyway I am told that if tootling along and you notice that you are about to run over a snake (???!!!) you should speed up as much as possible and run over it. That way you kill it, slow down and it may rear up and strike (bike) or wind up in the engine compartment (as in thiscase)
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    Bust that guy for DIC

    'cause he's sure had a skin full
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    Yes that is the case. In saffa land you eith avoid the snake as much as possible or you try and kill it.

    Adders (usually puff-adders) like to sun themselves on the open roads (usually dirt) and sometimes can get caught up under your car. When the car stops and you step out you don't want a very pissed off snake a few cm away that can kill you in a couple hours.



    Black mamba's are another that are notorious for road incidents and they kill in a matter of minutes
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    Anyway it is spelt "weasel" FYI!!
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    You people laugh and poke fun but have you ever tried snake meat? (and no I don't mean trouser snake you perverted monkeys ) Python is good but Rattler or cottenmouth are best. Good eaten there, skin 'em, bone 'em (taking the bones out once again get your minds out the gutter) then toss them on the fire. Mmmmm kinda hungry for som rattler 'bout now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alucard_draken
    You people laugh and poke fun but have you ever tried snake meat? (and no I don't mean trouser snake you perverted monkeys ) Python is good but Rattler or cottenmouth are best. Good eaten there, skin 'em, bone 'em (taking the bones out once again get your minds out the gutter) then toss them on the fire. Mmmmm kinda hungry for som rattler 'bout now.
    Nope, that's why we laugh and poke fun...

    Plus, something...just something tells me that I don't think customs or MAF would let snake meat into the country?

    Oh don't you wako texians have that festival where you sit in a bath of rattlers and round up snakes and have a mass killing of them once a year? Sounds shitty..
    'whacking day', perhaps?

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    Personally, I think we should limit what we think is acceptable to be eaten, or we'll end up like certain OTHER uncivilised countries where it's funny to inflict cruelty on domestic animals, and then eat them

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    No we don't have anything like 'whaking day' in Texas. When you go camping and a snake happens to slither into your campsite you kill it before it bites anybody (the poiseness ones anyway, non poisoness ones don't taste as good so we usually let them go) anyway you have a dead snake and there is no point wasting it. So just cook it up and there ya go, nice good meal and no one dies of snake venom.

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    Feck!

    Good thing he didnt go to check the oil before starting out . . .
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    Repost mate. Check one of the joke threads I think.

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    You know whats funny. Thats a burmese python. Its not found anywhere in St Louis unless its an escaped pet
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