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    Nice save mate,must have been a day for dickheads as i had to pull well over to let some dipshit on a sporty avoid a head on when he spent far to long trying to pass me in the ute today,i said to the mrs "this cunt better hurry up or he wearing that cars grill" but nope the sporty was maxed out.Always thought they sounded shite but bugger me its worse when your beside one thats reached the end but desperatly trying to find more...
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    R1200rt--it diddn't have red n blue lights on it by any chance?
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    Well at least you had a trailer in tow to carry away the remains.... Always good to hide the evidence, er, assist bikers in need....

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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Thought I was going to have to paint a motorcycle on the car door today. Heading out of Martinborough and approaching the SH53 Princess St intersection when a BMW R1200RT ignores the Give Way sign and shoots across the main road (SH53) without pause. The car coming from the other direction had no chance to do anything but luckily the rider nailed it and I scrubbed enough speed off the car/trailer combo to avoid an interface. The second R1200RT managed to stop.

    Stay awake dudes. It's cyclists I'm after, not motorcyclists.
    I hope the BMW rider is going to learn from this experience

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    I think he had an advanced accelerated learning course if his reaction was anything to go by.
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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    I think he had an advanced accelerated learning course if his reaction was anything to go by.
    Well it obviously didnt do jack for him

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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    I think he had an advanced accelerated learning course if his reaction was anything to go by.
    An advanced learning course in acceleration.....
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    Yep. Good thing he passed really.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Always thought they sounded shite but bugger me its worse when your beside one thats reached the end but desperatly trying to find more...
    It's the sound of bouncing valves that's so distracting ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Nice save mate,must have been a day for dickheads as i had to pull well over to let some dipshit on a sporty avoid a head on when he spent far to long trying to pass me in the ute today,i said to the mrs "this cunt better hurry up or he wearing that cars grill" but nope the sporty was maxed out.Always thought they sounded shite but bugger me its worse when your beside one thats reached the end but desperatly trying to find more...
    If ever there was a misaptly (if indeed that is a word) named bike that was it.
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