Optimistic sellers

[Laava]

It's bike bingo time again.

https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/m...ing/5396276881

Silly seat, pipe wrap. Shitty model. Generally in a state of fucked. Passes wof easily it sez. . . But obviously can't.

Serious offers only.
Seriously?

It's a $300 bike. - Pay me $300 and I'll come around to set it on fire in your driveway if there's nothing close that could catch fire.
You'll have to provide matches and fuel mind.

This one is better but still laughable!
https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/m...ing/5405577280

[F5 Dave]

Nice find. With 1/2 doz pictures and it's still hard to see what it looks like.
Will be a KZ440, a mate had one.

The , um, seat? Is the best bit

[Laava]

Surprised Profit Tamaki hasn't snapped these up!
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace...40005230%22%7D

[HenryDorsetCase]

Surprised Profit Tamaki hasn't snapped these up!
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace...40005230%22%7D

Here's one for the sensible people. "I hate religious fuckwittery" was taken apparently

[Laava]

Here's one for the sensible people. "I hate religious fuckwittery" was taken apparently

But that implies you believe in god?
He loves you, you know!
Here's one that is available…