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    Quote Originally Posted by sugilite View Post
    Yamaha Majesty? More like Yamaha Travesty!
    I was thinking tragedy...

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    I saw it yesterday - the thing that cracked me up about it was this:

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    ITS A FUCKING SCOOTER!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    I was thinking tragedy...
    Quote Originally Posted by TheDemonLord View Post
    I saw it yesterday - the thing that cracked me up about it was this:

    Style: Cruiser ITS A FUCKING SCOOTER!
    Cassina selling her ride
    On a Motorcycle you're penetrating distance, right along with the machine!! In a car you're just a spectator, the windshields like a TV!!

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    http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/List...99&permanent=0

    I don't think this price is necessarily that optimistic, but the seller is completely schizophrenic. From his auction:

    Absolute classic in good honest condition
    But looking at his feedback, he only bought the bike two weeks ago. He paid $2,500 for it, believing for some reason it was in "mint condition". Now he has declined an offer of $2,600, stating "I think 2600 is far too cheap for bike that will never be made again these are becoming very rare indeed".

    But let's look at the feedback he left on the bike when he bought it two weeks ago:

    Absolute lemon. Not mint suit collector as stated in auction. Been down the road both sides numerous bad repairs and paint jobs. Needs engine rebuild along with forks and shock let alone the rest. All I can say is karma will find you
    What an utter wanker this guy is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike.Gayner View Post
    LOL Runs perfectly. But its in Colemans getting a head gasket done.
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    http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/moto...-862168602.htm

    I should buy this just so that I can rescue it from that horrible sidecar. Talk about sacrilege: that bike was the premier sportsbike of it's day!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/moto...-862168602.htm

    I should buy this just so that I can rescue it from that horrible sidecar. Talk about sacrilege: that bike was the premier sportsbike of it's day!
    Offer him 1900 without.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post


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    Quote Originally Posted by mossy1200 View Post
    Offer him 1900 without.
    $1900 for the sidecar without the bike? Sounds about right to me.

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    So you can't wear glasses with a helmet apparently.
    Don't you look at my accountant.
    He's the only one I've got.

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    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave View Post
    So you can't wear glasses with a helmet apparently.
    That struck me, too. Better tell my dad, because he's been doing it. He better sell the bike and buy a van or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave View Post
    So you can't wear glasses with a helmet apparently.
    I've been doing it since 1978. Having said that, deteriorating vision on a bike = not a good thing.
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    Have a search for CBR600 on tardme. I'd post a link, but they're all asking stupid money.

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    http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/moto...-862297785.htm

    My old bike. Last I heard it had been written off, so I suspect this is a repair and re-register.

    It's missing the pack rack and headlight guard.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/moto...-862452398.htm

    Bobber conversions. Its a good honest living. TUI
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