Optimistic sellers

[Oscar]

And this guy is totally deluded

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/moto...-800490404.htm

Where do you start?

If you don't ever want to see yourself coming the other way... then this is the bike for you.

Translation - be the only idiot with one of these...

[jasonu]

No expense spared on the kobe muffler, the tank that doesn't fit or the one while wall tyre.

Basket case. `Complete`


http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/moto...-872404710.htm

Sure. Moved 3 times but sure everything is there. Like the wiring loom, or even the swingarm/linkages. And why was it taken apart in the first place? Oh yeah was smoky and made a clattery sound.

Could use for VMX. Bit like racing a Labrador in with the Greyhounds.

Whilst on basket cases

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/moto...-872450400.htm

Seems like a lot of money for one of these lemons and in bitza condition. And then, I see its crank is gone. Good luck finding parts for a 33yr old lemon engine. And good luck putting that lot back together

Have we done this one before?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/moto...-875933524.htm

Matching frame and engine no.s. yes people get fluffy about that as they want a bike that isn't a bitza and reminds them of their yoof. The one in the background is worth more for that reason.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/moto...-823814357.htm



Why do people try and sell two bikes at once? Do they really think someone with over 7k to spend will say ; instead I'll buy an old shitter and have another taking up space both with no Rego?

And this guy is totally deluded

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/moto...-800490404.htm

Where do you start?

Shit Dave, get outa bed the rong side or summat???

[F5 Dave]

Pain pill constipation. Nough to make anyone surly

[imdying]

And this guy is totally deluded

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/moto...-800490404.htm

Where do you start?

I'm glad he went out of business; he didn't make even one bike that could be described as anything other than pig dog ugly

[jasonu]

http://bend.craigslist.org/mcy/4993347567.html

The most optimistic thing here is that he thinks someone might buy it.

[TheDemonLord]

http://bend.craigslist.org/mcy/4993347567.html

The most optimistic thing here is that he thinks someone might buy it.

The stupid front mudguard reminds me of a Toucan

[F5 Dave]

Golly. 20k old tyres show he rode it for the first time, realised what a lash up it was and wants shot of that munter.

[jasonu]

Golly. 20k old tyres show he rode it for the first time, realised what a lash up it was and wants shot of that munter.

Dave lay off the vicadin, it says 20 miles not 20000 miles...

[imdying]

Dave lay off the vicadin, it says 20 miles not 20000 miles...

k = kilometer, we knew what he meant. It is Kiwibiker after all, not TooStupidForTheMetricSystemBiker. How ignoring the rear wheel travel makes it a go anywhere bike I don't know though.

[F5 Dave]

Yeah 20 miles I meant, sfunny I just adjusted for miles about 10 min before.

F5toostupidfortheimperialsystemDave

[TheDemonLord]

not sure about the bike, but the posing is definitely optimistic:

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/moto...-876602204.htm

[Drew]

not sure about the bike, but the posing is definitely optimistic:

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/moto...-876602204.htm

Hahahaha, that's awesome.

The bike isn't a LAM though.

[Bender]

Seriously, would anyone buy a bike off "Pinkypunko" which has been advertised by him with his skanky undies half way up his crack?

I think not.

[Mike.Gayner]

Has this one been posted?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/moto...-874197059.htm

[jasonu]

not sure about the bike, but the posing is definitely optimistic:

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/moto...-876602204.htm

Better than half the listings with blurry cell phone pictures plus me and her indoors got a bloody good laugh out of it!